Ben Simmons is never playing for the Philadelphia 76ers again. He had a mental breakdown in the playoffs leading his teammates and head coach to question his abilities. Of course he wants to be traded from a toxic work environment where he told the team he’s struggling with mental illness and the team demanded they […]
Last season, the Knicks gained homecourt advantage in the playoffs after finishing the year with the 3rd ranked defense in the NBA. 11 games into this year and the Knicks defense is ranked 26th and allowing random players to have the best games of their careers against them. So why does the Knicks defense suck? […]
Last week, ESPN broke a story on the Phoenix Suns front office, and more specifically, the behaviors of the team owner, Robert Sarver. Pretty much every single paragraph of that story includes an anecdote of Sarver saying or doing something abhorrent. Here’s the first racist track on this terrible album: After the loss, Suns majority […]
Deron Williams is a 3-time all-star, 2-team All-NBA, 2-time Olympic gold medalist and has the 22nd most assists in the history of the NBA. Also known for an immaculate hairline. Frank Gore is a 5-time Pro Bowler, 1-time All-Pro, holds the record for most games played by a running back and was the first player […]
All eyes are on the 6-5 Los Angeles Lakers after a loud offseason of acquiring every player born in the 80s and trading for Russell Westbrook—the destroyer of backboards. The star trio of LeBron James, Anthony Davis and Westbrook have the most national attention but the true star of this team is the jab step […]
On Monday night, we saw the first 50 burger of the 2021-22 NBA season. 33-year old Steph Curry dropped 50 points on the Hawks’ heads to help improve the Golden State Warriors to 9-1 on the season which is insane considering Klay Thompson hasn’t even laced up his sneakers yet. Tenth career 50-point game for […]
Nikola Jokic is the reigning MVP of the NBA and entered this season looking even better than he did the last season. When it comes to controlling the entire game, there is no one better than Jokic. He’s the best passer with insane court vision, inside scorer with unorthodox moves that stifle defenders, a tremendous […]
The Orlando Magic are 3-8 this season. That’s the 4th worst record in the NBA. There should be no reason why I’m sitting here with my hot computer on my lap, watching last night’s episode of Succession and typing words about the Magic but Cole Anthony is determined to make me care about this team. […]
Knicks fans came into this season with a new level of excitement after finally making the playoffs last year and making some great signings like replacing Elfrid Payton—the worst player in NBA history—with Kemba Walker. So after a huge blowout of the Orlando Magic, it made sense that fans lost their fucking minds. Knicks Season […]
As I write this, the Los Angeles Clippers sit at the 11th seed with a 2-4 record. They are currently ranked 26th in field goal percentage (41%) and 22nd in 3-point percentage (32.4). They’re losing because they have no idea how to shoot the ball and Kawhi Leonard isn’t walking through that door to save […]
RJ Barrett was always supposed to be a star. He was the number one recruit coming out of high school. But upon joining Duke, he teamed up with Zion Williamson and Cam Reddish and the 3 of them joined forces to make Zion look like the greatest athlete in the history of history. Barrett then […]
On Monday night, the Boston Celtics entered the 4th quarter against the Chicago Bulls with 103 points on the board and up 14 points. They managed to lose that 128-114 at home thanks to a massive 4th quarter meltdown and Marcus Smart rushed to the podium after the game to shed light on what is […]
The Washington Wizards are 5-1 this season. That’s tied for the best record in the NBA. Everyone is sports media creating fake Bradley Beal trades even though Beal has made is extremely clear he’s not leaving DC. No one expected them to get off to this hot start but especially considering that their 2019 lottery […]
The Dallas Mavericks are sitting 4-2 this season despite having one of the worst head coaches in the NBA and a second “star” who spends most games on the sidelines with random injuries and black eyes. The saving grace is their secret weapon: Frank Ntilikina. Et si Frank Ntilikina parvenait à petit à petit s’imposer […]
The Knicks are currently sitting at the no. 1 seed in the Eastern Conference and there should be no doubt in anyone’s mind that New York is going to maintain that position for the remainder of the season and here’s why: 1. Three’s We’re about a week and a half into the 2021-22 NBA […]
The Sacramento Kings are a franchise that exists in the National Basketball Association which is a thing I need to remind myself of at least once a week. But Harrison Barnes has started his season on fire and now I’m buying forced to write about this forgotten organization. Let’s look at the season Barnes is […]
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