thelesterlee
Cam Newton is miraculous. A true one-of-a-kind unicorn. We have never, in the history of history, witnessed a football player look so cool on the field and be such a fucking loser off of it. His ability to amaze you with a football in his hands matched with his ability to just be the biggest dork is quite remarkable.
This week, Newton went on a Barstool podcast to tell the world what he thinks of women:
NFL quarterback Cam Newton complained about women who “can’t cook” and “don’t know when to be quiet.”
“Now a women for me is, handling your own but knowing how to cater to a man’s needs.” https://t.co/Dzw3QMtpwI pic.twitter.com/WdYsetopRJ
— Mediaite (@Mediaite) April 11, 2022
In this clip, Newton expresses how real women should treat a man. Women are supposed to cook and cater to a man’s needs and know when to let the man ‘lead’ while also having their own thing going on besides just looking good.
Now, before we go into why these comments are so weird, let’s take a trip back in time to when Newton was asked by a woman reporter about his wide receiver’s routes and belly-laughed at the very thought of a woman knowing about football.
Hahaha HILARIOUS to hear a “female” who covers football for a living talk about ‘routes’ ..women be shoppin I feel you Cam Newton pic.twitter.com/rzXJcPiU40
— Dreadlef Schrempf (@TheLesterLee) October 4, 2017
In 2016, Cam Newton finished dead fucking last in completion percentage. Perhaps he should have asked the reporter to elaborate further and explain routes to him considering he seemed to have no idea where his receivers were.
There’s something very sad about Cam. As incredible as he can be on the field, he still wants so badly to stand out or be seen as special. His awful Instagram caption fonts, his church lady outfits, his hair that no one else on the planet has. There are people who just do whatever they feel like and stand out as unique individuals and there are people like Cam Newton who try reallyyyy hard to appear as though they are unique individuals.
That’s the type of man who needs a woman to cater to all his needs and make him feel important. He wants a woman whose entire life revolves around him. I don’t think Cam is some sexist who hates women. There are quarterbacks in the league who have done far more harm to women than Cam.
No, Newton is just a dweeb who feels less like a dweeb when girls give him attention. He’s also the type of guy who would go on a podcast and try to talk like ‘one of the guys’. Seems like a good time to remind everyone that Cam started 5 games for the Carolina Panthers last season. They lost all 5 games. Personally, I blame all the bad bitches out there.
