On Tuesday night, the Milwaukee Bucks won their first NBA title since 1971 thanks to a 50 burger from Giannis where he carried the team on his back through their awful shooting performances. The most glaring of the shitty shooting performances came from the extremely cold hands of Jrue Holiday who went 4-for-19 from the […]
When I woke up this morning, the number one story was about Dwayne Haskins and his family troubles and if you throw ONE pass in the NFC East, you are always Deadseriousness fodder. Here is the report from ESPN: The wife of Dwayne Haskins faces a domestic violence charge stemming from an alleged assault involving […]
ESPN is the self-proclaimed ‘leader of sports’ that has found itself in the news every day this week as their employees take turns being racist as hell. This week, it’s Stephen A. Smith’s turn to spread xenophobia. Stephen A. Smith on Shohei Ohtani: “I don’t think it helps that the number one face is a […]
Not only are there rumors that the Knicks and Cavaliers are in trade talks to send Collin Sexton to New York but the talks have advanced so far that there are details to the potential deal in place. A package that would include Obi Toppin, Kevin Knox, and one of New York’s 2021 first rounders […]
On Saturday night, Conor McGregor took a big fat L against Dustin Poirier at UFC 264 after saying that we was going to ‘kill’ Poirier leading up to the fight. Turns out, Dustin is very much alive and McGregor was carried out on a stretcher because he broke his leg. Laugh out loud. But I […]
On Saturday night, Team USA and Nigeria had a friendly pre-Olympic exhibition match. It didn’t go well for USA as Nigeria defeated them in a 90-87 upset that no one expected. Here is the most embarrassing moment of the night. And not embarrassing for America in any way. We embarrass ourselves in many other ways. […]
Every article I post on this site has at least one line dedicated to shitting on the current state of sports media. On Saturday night, UConn star sophomore, Paige Bueckers, won the ESPY award for best women’s college athlete and used her speech to put sports media on blast. This speech is too cool!💙😭 19-year-old […]
Sha’Carri Richardson was the biggest star going into the Tokyo Olympics this summer. She was a fresh face with a shitload of personality and the talent to run circles around all of her opponents on the track. She was winning the preliminary trials by full body lengths going as far as celebrating way before she […]
In a recent interview with Bleacher Report, Lakers forward Kyle Kuzma declared that he has what it takes to become an All-Star in this league: “I definitely can. I definitely believe that, too. I don’t really care what nobody thinks or says. I know myself, and I know my ability. It’s hard to be consistent […]
Life can be challenging, especially when you’re a young, driven individual that needs to establish what exactly you want to make of your life. Being a young, ambitious individual can sometimes be more stressful than those who have no ambition. This is because what you want to achieve and what others want to achieve are […]
Scottie Pippen is currently on a drunk bender that landed him a guest spot on the Dan Patrick Show where he decided to randomly declare that Phil Jackson is racist for some reason. DP: “.. By saying it was a racial move then you’re calling Phil Jackson a racist…” Pippen: “I don’t have a problem […]
Trevor Bauer has been a massive asshole for years. He harassed a teenage girl on Twitter because the girl was an Alex Bregman fan or whatever. He had an interview where he gave his ‘rules of dating‘ that included: 1. no feelings 2. no social media posts because everything needs to be private and 3. […]
Reading the tea leaves, it appears Jason Kidd will be the next head coach of the Dallas Mavericks following the departure of Rick Carlisle. With zero context, this is a beautiful homecoming for one the best point guards in NBA history to the organization that drafted him and where he won his championship years later […]
Jahlil Okafor has been considered a bust after being selected no. 3 overall in 2015 by the Philadelphia 76ers. He was the no. 1 ranked high school player heading into a dominant freshman season at Duke—averaging 17 points and 8 rebounds on 66% shooting from the field. Unfortunately, he was drafted into a Sixers franchise […]
Ben Simmons can no longer play for the Philadelphia 76ers. He isn’t the sole reason for Philly’s early playoff exit but he also had the lowest free throw percentage in postseason history—vanishing in 4th quarters as if terrified to make a mistake to cost his team the win—thus, costing his team the win. A trade […]
The New York Jets have been the worst team in the NFL for quite some time now. We can be more specific and say the Adam Gase era was the peak of their atrociousness but that would imply that by firing him, they are suddenly on the way up. Here’s a little fun fact to […]
Creator of Deadseriousness. Welcome to the mind palace of a weirdo obsessed with sports and pop culture. Walk with me.
Enter your account data and we will send you a link to reset your password.
Here you'll find all collections you've created before.
