On Friday night, Lionel Messi made his Major League Soccer debut for Inter Miami. Naturally, the greatest soccer player of all time did greatest soccer player of all time stuff. 94TH-MINUTE WINNER. OFF A FREE KICK. ON HIS DEBUT. LEO MESSI 👑 (via @MLS)pic.twitter.com/zwp6gcevZI — B/R Football (@brfootball) July 22, 2023 Game, blouses. Duh. Friday […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. Blood & Guts Wednesday night’s Dynamite was the culmination of a long feud between The Elite and the Blackpool Combat Club. Blood and Guts. A match that is […]
Shohei Ohtani is the best baseball player on planet Earth and instead of giving him all of the money they can, the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim are looking to trade him before the August 1st trade deadline. He is the best hitter by miles. He is one of the best starting pitchers too. At […]
On Wednesday night, the Yankees were beat 3-7 by the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim thanks in large part to Carlos Rodon pitching like he was in some meaningless charity softball where every runner he allowed on base was another $100 donated to the cause. Rodon pitched 4.1 innings, giving up 4 hits, 5 walks […]
Evan Fournier had a roughhhh 2022-23 season with the New York Knicks. In 2021, the Knicks gave Fournier a 4-year $78 million deal. He started in all 80 games he played, averaging 14 points a night while shooting 39% from 3. Oh, and that Knicks team went 37-45 in Fournier’s first season with the team. […]
Ja Morant will be starting next season with a 25-game suspension following an Instagram Live video where he was waving a gun just a few months after he was already suspended for doing the same lame shit. Some people fear Ja isn’t learning his lesson and he refuses to grow up and represent the NBA […]
Click here to read the mobile version Welcome to Ceiling/Floor where I dissect trades, signings, firings and hirings in order to determine the best case and worst case scenarios. The Tennesee Titans have signed DeAndre Hopkins to a 2-year deal worth around $25 million with a bunch of stat incentives included. Ceiling Last […]
Tennesee football was forced to vacate their 2019 and 2020 wins following an NCAA investigation into coach Jeremy Pruitt and his expensive recruiting handing out $60,000 to incoming players. It is against the rules for a school to pay their players. It’s a gross ass rule but in 2019, every coach in the country has […]
Saquon Barkley and the New York Giants failed to agree on a long-term contract before Monday’s 4pm deadline. Barkley now has a $10.1 franchise tag sitting in front of him he can either sign or hold out and refuse to play for the team. It is what it is — Saquon Barkley (@saquon) July 17, […]
Whenever Karl-Anthony Towns finds himself holding a microphone, a part of his brain activates that causes him to say the most insane nonsense anyone has ever said. KAT either has an inflated ego or lacks self-awareness but he cannot stop himself from saying absurd shit. This week, Towns found himself at some strange town hall […]
The NFL has a surprising number of unproven quarterbacks running around the league trying to discover if they can truly ball in the big leagues. Rookies won’t be included in this list because I have no clue what they will look like and it’s unfair to compare them to guys who have been in the […]
There are new rule changes coming to the 2023-24 NBA season including penalizing players who flop by awarding the other team a technical foul free throw. Just in: The NBA Board of Governors has approved two new gameplay changes for the 2023-24 season, per sources: – In-game penalty for flops resulting in technical foul free […]
We’ve come a long way from watching Ken Griffey Jr turning the home run derby into must-see TV but I’m still conditioned to watch this glorified batting practice. I’ll just lie and say it’s for the sake of content and not because I’ve been conditioned to care about this like the Slam Dunk content despite […]
Larry Nassar—the former Team USA women’s gymnastics doctor arrested for being a disgusting nasty-ass sexual predator—was stabbed by another inmate in prison. Nassar, 59, was stabbed twice in the neck, twice in the back and six times in the chest, and also suffered a collapsed lung in the Sunday attack, said Joe Rojas, president of […]
Welcome to Stuff Happened Recently, a weekly column by @TheLesterLee, about everything and absolutely nothing at the same time. Every new story I read about the media industry makes me wish I finished my pre-med program before I dropped out to become an unbelievably poor writer. But I couldn’t really pass any science class. […]
On Wednesday night, the Cincinnati Reds stomped out the last-place Washington Nationals, 9-2. In the 2nd inning, Washington Nationals manager Dave Martinez asked the umpires to check Elly De La Cruz’s bat because his bat has a weird knob on the end that Martinez perceived could’ve been performance-enhancing even though it’s pretty much already been […]
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