This week, Tom Brady appeared on some random podcast with a barber who cuts your hair for literally an hour while asking you questions and looking like he has a complicated relationship with the Jewish community. The host asked Brady if he’d pick up the phone if an NFL team asked. Here’s what the former […]
The Boston Celtics have a squad full of chokers. Like, generational chokers on the level of a Gianna Michaels/Carmella Bing tag team video. Sure, they have the best regular season record this year but they’ve done most of their damage against an Eastern Conference where 33% of the teams are tanking. Jayson Tatum is a […]
I’m putting on my NFL GM hat. This is my tryout. I deserve to be in a front office. But more importantly, I like chaos so let’s make up some random ass trades to make the league more interesting. Here are 3 blockbuster 2024 NFL Draft trade ideas: 1. Minnesota Vikings trade no. 11 and […]
The 2024 NBA Playoffs start on April 20th. Ten days. Let’s talk about some of the biggest storylines heading into the postseason. The Western Conference is STACKED. Who in the East can take out the Boston Celtics? Joel Embiid tore his ACL and is just back playing basketball a month later like his knee isn’t […]
Wrestlemania 40 felt like the most important event in recent WWE history. The play was obvious: erase Vince McMahon from our memories and re-establish the brand as something separate from whatever nonsense the sexual predator was trying to create for the last few years. Typically when I’ve done these WWE PPV reviews, I’ve gone match-by-match […]
With the 2024 NFL Draft quickly approaching, the free agency period is pretty much over so let’s look at some of the better moves from the 2024 NFL offseason: Honorable mentions: Steelers sign Russell Wilson: DangeRuss makes me cringe and I feel like he’s pretending to be the star of a CW series for so […]
“Your second shit put niggas to sleep but they gassed it”, J. Cole says on 7 Minute Drill, his response to Kendrick Lamar’s recent diss on Future’s latest album. The irony. The lack of self-awareness. J. Cole just NOW started making interesting music. Before linking up with guys like J.I.D and Earthgang—rappers far more captivating […]
I’ll never know what it feels like to follow in your father’s footsteps when your father is the greatest to ever do the thing you are attempting to do. My dad worked for New York State and I’m sure he was good at his job but I wouldn’t say I felt a ton of pressure […]
On July 26th, 2021, the Pittsburgh Pirates traded Clay Holmes to the New York Yankees for Diego Castillo and Hoy Park—two guys who are currently minor leaguers in other organizations like, one bad week away from applying for CDLs. The trade didn’t lead off Sportscenter with Scott Van Pelt that night. Clay’s face wasn’t on […]
On Monday night, the Iowa Hawkeyes beat the LSU Tigers 94-87 to advance to the Final Four of the women’s NCAA March Madness tournament thanks mainly to the LSU head coach, Kim Mulkey, being a woke cuck and taking her team off the court, missing the National Anthem and effectively declaring war on America. You […]
Malachi Flynn scored 50 points last night, yo. 50 POINTS FOR @malachiflynn! Career night for the Pistons guard as he goes 17-25 off the bench 🤯 pic.twitter.com/V2dQeNyrfD — NBA (@NBA) April 4, 2024 Here’s what Flynn did in the Pistons 113-121 loss to the Hawks: 50 points 18-for-25 from the field (72%) 5-for-9 from 3 […]
I had a huuuuuge Friday night planned. Netflix dropped a brand new season of Is It Cake—the show where contestants bake cakes that look identical to real-life objects, in an attempt to trick celebrity(ish) judges into believing their cakes are real objects. Sometimes they bake a cake that looks like a tennis shoe. Sometimes they […]
Alex Rodriguez is one of the most simple athletes of all time. And I don’t mean simple like I believe he’s slow or incapable of understanding complicated concepts or anything like that but I call him simple because for so many years, people have described A-Rod as ‘complex’ while every step of the way, this […]
2024 MLB Opening Day restored the vibes back. There is truly nothing that gets me more excited about baseball than, well, some baseball. From Mike Trout hitting a BOMB to the Los Angeles Dodgers just being unbelievably unfair, let’s talk about what we learned on Thursday. Here are the 7 biggest takeaways from 2024 MLB […]
Every year it feels like a random, generic college QB—whose photos look like their mother dressed them for middle school picture day—finds themselves climbing up NFL draft boards based on intangibles. This season, it’s JJ McCarthy out of Michigan who recent reports claim may go high as no. 2 to the Washington Commanders despite not, […]
A lot is going on in the world these days. But Major League Baseball is returning as much-needed comfort food. 162 games. It’s officially summertime. Time to make wild predictions and speculate based on nothing. Here are the 2024 MLB Season Awards predictions: AL Rookie of the Year: Wyatt Langford The Texas Rangers won […]
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