Pete Alonso was one at-bat away from being left on read all winter. If the New York Mets lost Thursday night, Alonso would’ve entered free agency ready to sign a minimum wage contract. Alonso played all 162 games this season and still managed to have the worst season of his life with career lows in […]
In 2022, the New York Giants selected linebacker, Micah McFadden, in the 5th round. Two years later, and McFadden has transformed into one of the best defenders in the NFL. According to Pro Football Focus, McFadden is one of the highest-graded defenders in the league. McFadden leads the team with 27 total tackles to […]
The Buffalo Bills go into Week 5 sitting a 3-1. They have an AFC-leading +39 point differential and although they just got bloodlet by the Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo still looks like a genuine Super Bowl contender. 35-year-old Von Miller, has revitalized his career. Miller has a sack in all 3 games he’s played this season. […]
I have no idea if Davante Adams is still one of the best wide receivers in the NFL but I do know we’ll never find out as long as he continues wearing a Las Vegas Raiders jersey. More on this to come: A league source with knowledge of the situation confirmed that the @Raiders are […]
On Saturday morning, I woke up in Vermont at 6am, hungover as shit, to see my cell phone BLOWN UP with texts about a Knicks trade I missed dancing my ass off at a wedding the night before. The rest of my weekend turned into watching Karl-Anthony Towns highlights, preparing for one of the biggest […]
Your 2024 NFL Week 4 Awards are coming a day late because I was traveling all Sunday and had to re-watch these games in the middle of the night. I’m watching more film than Kyler Murray over here. Also, I needed to wait until the Monday Night Football games were over. I assumed Will Levis […]
Football used to be a sport where players could sprint full speed, helmet first, into the spines of a defenseless player leaping in the air with no idea they were about to lose 10 years of their life expectancy. But because a few retired players committed murders and suicides and murder-suicides, the National Football League […]
Brett Favre is known for 3 big things. Being one of the greatest quarterbacks ever despite throwing the ball to the other team more times than any other QB in NFL history. Going to the New York Jets at age 40 and immediately sending a photo of his penis to a Jets reporter he just […]
On Sunday, the San Francisco 49ers suffered a brutal 27-24 loss to a Los Angeles Rams team that was 0-2 coming into the game and the 49ers were up 14 points at halftime. The final three minutes of 49ers vs. Rams was absolutely wild 🎢 pic.twitter.com/YwlSPlJmWV — NFL (@NFL) September 22, 2024 Incredible game on […]
I watched most of NFL Week 3 on my phone in the corner of a catering hall as two people I have never met were wed in the background of the Broncos jumping the Buccaneers. Not my best Sunday evening but I had to give out these awards so their nuptials had to take a […]
Nebraska losing a game in overtime by getting sacked on 4th and 29 on the final play is exactly what I needed to remind myself I am a fan of a cursed team that is allergic to relevance. The play that sealed the game for @IlliniFootball in OT! 🔒 Down goes Nebraska ❌🌽 pic.twitter.com/7IeAspAOiT — […]
NFL Week 2 was chaos. Two weeks into the 2024 NFL season and I have no idea what is going on. The Kansas City Chiefs are pretty good, believe it or not, but the rest of the NFL is a mystery. But in the chaos rises champions. Winners. Award winners to be more specific. So […]
The New York Giants came to life on Sunday against the Washington Commanders after looking like an XFL team in Week 1 against the Minnesota Vikings. Their offense moved the ball, scoring 3 touchdowns and looking like a functional NFL operation. Their defense held Washington to zero touchdowns and didn’t allow themselves to become supporting […]
Football is a brutal sport. Learned that on the first day of 7th grade practice. One Oklahoma drill had me gasping for air. When I suggest these players retire early, I’m speaking from experience. Tua Tagovailoa suffered his 4th concussion on Thursday night following a collision with Damar Hamlin, a scene scripted by the devil. […]
Many moons ago I dated a girl who was obsessed with celebrities. So much of her life was centered around famous strangers. Oh, one night we had to drive 55 minutes out of the way so we could maybe meet some cast members from Summer House. She and Tua Tagovailoa have something in common. They […]
All weekend, I was trying to figure out how I’d talk about the NFL every week. How can I effectively speak about all the games I obsessively watched all Sunday? There’s only one thing to do: give random, made-up, meaningless awards. Duh. So here are the first official Deadseirousness NFL Week 1 Awards: The Disaster […]
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