Football is a brutal sport. Learned that on the first day of 7th grade practice. One Oklahoma drill had me gasping for air. When I suggest these players retire early, I’m speaking from experience. Tua Tagovailoa suffered his 4th concussion on Thursday night following a collision with Damar Hamlin, a scene scripted by the devil. […]
Many moons ago I dated a girl who was obsessed with celebrities. So much of her life was centered around famous strangers. Oh, one night we had to drive 55 minutes out of the way so we could maybe meet some cast members from Summer House. She and Tua Tagovailoa have something in common. They […]
All weekend, I was trying to figure out how I’d talk about the NFL every week. How can I effectively speak about all the games I obsessively watched all Sunday? There’s only one thing to do: give random, made-up, meaningless awards. Duh. So here are the first official Deadseirousness NFL Week 1 Awards: The Disaster […]
AEW All Out 2024 is in a few hours and at first glance of the card, it may look like an event that goes chalk. Perhaps every winner here is obvious but AEW may have some surprises up their sleeve so let’s try to predict what’ll happen this year. First, let’s just run through each […]
Saquon Barkley should have never been in a New York Giants uniform. Bad teams with bad offensive lines should not acquire expensive shiny running backs. It made no sense for New York to draft him and it made no sense to keep him on the 2024 roster. It also made no sense for the Giants […]
With the No. 2 pick of the 2024 NBA Draft, the Washington Wizards selected big man, Alex Sarr, from France. At 19 years old, Sarr will be a project to develop but fortunately, Washington is less of a basketball team and more of an experiment to see if an NBA team can continue to be […]
Welcome to the College Football pre-game where we talk about some of the big (or random) games that will be must-see TV this weekend: This week we have Coach Prime vs. Dylan Raiola and Ashton Jeanty vs. Notre Dame. I used to love college football so this season I am forcing myself back into the […]
The Kansas City Chiefs ended the Baltimore Ravens 2023 season. Lamar Jackson was the MVP—he should’ve been the most confident man on the field going into their AFC Championship game—but instead, Lamar played like he was trying to prove to US that he deserved it—that he was as great as Mahomes. He lost. Never go […]
I am writing this about 10 hours about the start of the 2024 NFL season, aka the first and last Thursday night game I’ll be watching this year. So I have to rush these takes out before the opening kickoff. Be careful, they are SCORCHING hot takes. Here are my 7 hot takes for the […]
The Bachelor franchise has me in a chokehold. Between The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise and now The Golden Bachelor, I am locked in every Monday night to see (white) people in their mid-20’s struggle to be borderline perfect suitors as they compete against 29 of their peers to win the heart of a […]
We have finally made it. The 2024 NFL season is here. But there’s still a ton of questions around the league. Fortunately for you, I not only have all the questions but I know all the answers as well. Here are the biggest questions heading into the 2024 NFL season (and the correct answers): […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week we have a review AEW All In 2024 and Ronda Rousey gets her ass beat by the internet. 5 Takeaways From AEW All In 2024 1. Let’s talk about Jericho… […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 New York Jets How did 2023 go? The 2023 Jets won 7 games. CHILLS. Aaron Rodgers ran out […]
Luka Doncic was trending yesterday so I clicked and started scrolling. Apparently Kevin O’Connor from The Ringer took time out of his busy day full of sniffing Elon Musk’s seats to report the Lakers have long-term plans of trading for Luka Doncic when the LeBron era is over which isn’t much of a story because […]
Welcome to Media Mayhem where I make fun of media people whose jobs I used to want when I was a teenager until I realized how unremarkable most of these folks are. This week we have Fox Sports 1 switching things up and RGIII and Sam Ponder getting fired on their day off. […]
With the 2024 NFL season around the corner, let’s make wild predictions about who will win all of these awards based on nothing but hunches, assumptions and gut feelings: The Deadseriousness Way.©️ Here are my 2024 NFLseason awards predictions: Defensive Rookie of the Year: Braden Fiske/Jared Verse Aaron Donald is the greatest defensive lineman of […]
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