As an adult man with zero children, I was soooooo excited to see Disney’s live-action remake of Snow White. Well, until star, Rachel Zegler, opened her big lady mouth, turning Snow White woke and ruining a beloved classic. The 23-year-old shared her thoughts on the original story, mocking the plot and telling us that the […]
Not the greatest week of football for ya boy. Just had to watch the Giants lose on Thanksgiving Day to Cooper Rush in front of my extended family and even though it feels like I haven’t watched the Giants win a game since the guy from Home Improvement was hosting Family Feud, somehow there are two […]
For whatever reason, MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred had dedicated his life to destroying the game of baseball. But that reign of terror may have gone too far. In a recent podcast appearance, Rob Manfred, tip-toed around a new idea the owners have apparently been tossing around behind closed doors. The Golden At-Bat. “There are a […]
Player safety is the most important thing in the world to me. I always wear a seatbelt when I get in a car, like, I only let the seatbelt alarm go off a few times and bam, that thing is clicked right in. Because safety is important. So needless to say, I was disgusted by […]
I spent Black Friday purchasing things I cannot afford thanks to discounts that aren’t nearly as discounted as they used to be when Black Friday first became a thing. Friday night was spent flipping between NBA Cup games and I couldn’t help but be overwhelmed by the thought that this new thing is bad because […]
The 2024 New York Giants were the first NFL team to be eliminated from playoff contention following their 27-20 loss to the Dallas Cowboys on Thanksgiving afternoon in front of all our aunts and uncles. Giants star DT, Dexter Lawrence, left that game early in the 3rd quarter with an elbow injury and unfortunately, it’s […]
Joe Rogan is the funniest stand-up comedian of all time. The greatest game show host. Shout out to Fear Factor. And obviously, the most important and talented podcaster to ever unbox a microphone from Amazon. But this week, Rogan mentioned that Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, asked to come on the podcast and Rogan refused. Joe […]
Matt Eberflus is having a tough week. After starting the season 4-2, the Bears lost their 6th straight game, this time on Thanksgiving, against the Detroit Lions with everyone’s nieces and nephews watching. Except this loss was almost directly Eberflus’s fault. Chicago overcame a 16-point deficit to make it a 3-point game. In the final […]
NFL fans have had mixed reactions to the first year of Tom Brady in the Fox booth on Sundays—doing color commentary after 23 years of being the most famous football player in the country without ever really saying anything interesting. Ever. I, too, was unsure how I felt about Brady’s broadcasting work until the Giants […]
There is nothing on this Earth I care more about than maintaining a level playing field in women’s college volleyball—which is why I love Boise State Volleyball for forfeiting two regular season games and now a tournament game against San Jose State because they have a trans woman on the team. You have to respect […]
There are rappers and then there’s Kendrick Lamar. There’s Hip-Hop and then there’s artistry. Kendrick Lamar creates the latter in what I can only imagine is a Batcave several hundred miles below the Earth’s surface covered wall-to-wall in surveillance equipment so he can keep an eye on every active rapper alive. We are witnessing one […]
Many of you have moved on from the election. I’m jealous. It’s the only thing I think about. I haven’t slept in weeks. How did Kamala Harris lose to the carny that makes you spend $60 at a random pop-up festival ring toss game to win a teddy bear that only costs $5 you will […]
We’re weeks away from 2025. A new start. A fresh beginning. Do we really want to continue allowing masculinity-driven competitions to persist when, for the first time in NFL history, the Minnesota Vikings could have two men co-pilot the starting quarterback position? QB Daniel Jones plans to sign with Minnesota Vikings after clearing waivers. (via […]
Since hiring GM Joe Schoen before the 2022 season, the New York Giants have been in hell. The only success Schoen’s had came in his first season when the Giants advanced to the divisional round before being beat by the eventual NFC Champions but that wasn’t even Schoen’s success to claim. Those were Dave Gettleman’s […]
Drake and I are similar in a couple ways. We both pretend Degrassi never happened and we both just want the world to be fair. So I understand why Drake has filed a lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar’s record label for using bots to artificially boost the streams for “Not Like Us”. According to a copy […]
Saturday Night Live is my refuge after a long week of canvassing, fundraising and self-actualizing. It’s my haven, where my best buddies Colin Jost and Michael Che, and the other ones, make me forget about all the injustices in this world. With Donald Trump back in the White House, we need Saturday Night Live now […]
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