It feels like Pusha T has always been in my life. He starts the track F.I.F.A. off his 2015 studio album, King Push – Darkest Before Dawn, saying, “They been tryna tie me to the BALCO“, implying his drug operation is so notorious, it may even be responsible for providing Human Growth Hormones to professional […]
When Zohran Mamdani was a teenager, he identified his race as both “Asian” and “Black or African American” on college applications. Does this look like Tiger Woods to you? (I swear I didn’t Google image search “Zohran Mamdani hot” for this photo. His face is just symmetrical as hell.) Meet Zohran Mamdani: the lying, radical, […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week, let’s talk about Toni Storm vs. Mercedes Mone, the Casino Gauntlet matches and a potential Jon Moxley victory at All In. Kyle Fletcher vs Daniel Garcia We’ll get into AEW All […]
I loved the 2018 Yankees. They led baseball in homers—Aaron Judge only hit 27 of them. Gleyber Torres and Gary Sanchez were future Hall of Famers. They had two potential decade-long first basemen in Greg Bird and Luke Voit. Giancarlo Stanton looked like the MVP they stole from Miami. Didi Gregorius was the next Jeter. […]
23-year rookie, Jacob Misiorowski, had to defend home court last night against Clayton Kershaw and the 56-win Los Angeles Dodgers. It didn’t start off great… Shohei Ohtani hits a leadoff homer off Jacob Misiorowski! pic.twitter.com/jX22CK4Xwq — MLB (@MLB) July 8, 2025 Shohei Ohtani hit a lead-off homer off the rook. It was Ohtani’s 31st […]
I love MLB All-Star weekend. Rogers Clemens throwing a bat at Mike Piazza. Josh Hamilton smashing 2 million baseballs into outer space with a syringe between his toes. Shit, I love this new rule MLB’s starting this season: if a the game ends in a tie, there’s no extra innings. It busts into a home […]
The Yankees started their 2025 campaign jumping pitchers and breaking home run records. They were an All-Star team beating the saliva out of a league not properly prepared for their little torpedo bats. On May 28th, the Yankees had a 7-game lead over the Toronto Blue Jays. The AL East belonged to them and everyone […]
Sophie Cunningham is the loudest 5 points a game player in the history of history. I cannot open my phone without a new headline or video clip about the 2022 Most Improved Player 2nd runner-up—the closest she’s ever come to any real on-court achievement in her 7 years of irreleveant professional basketball—only coveted by never […]
BREAKING: Deandre Ayton has agreed to sign with the Los Angeles Lakers, sources tell ESPN. Between Portland and L.A., Ayton will earn $34 million next season. Agents Nima Namakian of Innovate Sports and Bill Duffy of WME Sports reached the deal with Lakers president Rob Pelinka. pic.twitter.com/FUeNAkN19K — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 2, 2025 DeAndre […]
The Denver Nuggets are trading Michael Porter Jr. and an unprotected 2032 first-round pick to the Brooklyn Nets for Cam Johnson, sources tell @samamick.bsky.social. More details: www.nytimes.com/athletic/liv… [image or embed] — The Athletic (@theathletic.bsky.social) June 30, 2025 at 7:25 PM The Denver Nuggets are sending Michael Porter Jr.—a critical part of their 2023 NBA Championship […]
The New York Knicks front office has full clarity of their championship window. They understand little bitty Jalen Brunson won’t be a Top 5 playoff performer forever. I trust they will make the correct moves this offseason to keep the Knicks in the title picture. But after watching the Oklahoma City Thunder and Indiana Pacers […]
Malik Beasley is fucked. Last season, Malik Beasley averaged 16.3 and became only the 4th player in NBA history to hit over 300 3-pointers in a single season. He was instrumental in helping the Detroit Pistons make the playoffs for the first time since 2019. Pre-Covd shit. The BeforeTimes. He and the Pistons were close […]
This week was the 2025 NBA Draft. I love the draft. Kids in silly suits, their moms/girlfriends getting ready to click deliver on all those items they’ve been adding to their Amazon carts on Uber rides to practices. The occasional open weeping. The draft also serves as clues, puzzle pieces to help form all 30 […]
The Oklahoma City Thunder are the 2024-25 NBA Champions. Congrats to them. (You can read that last sentence sarcastically or sincerely depending on your own personal mood. I could not tell a grand jury which way I meant it.) This winners and losers list will describe which players, coaches, GMs or owners are winners and […]
Washington DC kind of sucks right now. A South African drug addict removed 60,000 federal jobs, so the unemployment rate is sky high over there. And the new people who work there are all MAGA sociopaths living in an alternate reality than the rest of us where they perceive America under constant threat of anyone […]
Jeanie Buss just hit a lick. Mark Walter purchased the Los Angeles Lakers for $10 billion—the largest U.S. professional sports team sale. Ever. Apparently Jeannie Buss will stay as the team governor but Mark Cuban said he’d still help make decisions with the Dallas Mavericks, only to be shocked when Luka Doncic was traded. Jeanie […]
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