I don’t often pay attention to the inner workings of the Twitch streets mainly because I’m fully aware I am not the target audience for all these maniacs shouting slurs as they play video games I’ve never heard of. Not for me.
But you get my full attention when you turn your camera on to record yourself crying and admitting you watched deepfake porn where faces of your friends and peers were digitally placed on top of random pornhub videos.
Oh, and then I have to write about it when your wife is crying in the background for no reason.
Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya pic.twitter.com/oEjHnGS3Ax
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) January 30, 2023
This is art.
Earlier this week, Twitch streamer Atrioc admitted he purchased deepfakes of fellow Twitch streamers humping and was caught when his viewers saw he had tabs open from a deepfake site and the creator of these deepfakes specialized in making Twitch streamer porn.
The fuck am I even writing right now?
Anyway, this is some obviously gross shit. You can’t watch computer-generated porn with your coworkers’ faces digitally added to them. You’d lose your job. And your family. And you maybe have to spend a night in prison Scared Straight style.
In his crying apology video, Atrioc explains that he was only on Pornhub sinning and happened to stumble down a rabbit hole after clicking some AI porn ads. I cannot imagine having to sit down and explain how I fell into a porn category but I suppose this is the best lie Atrioc could think of.
Especially considering his wife was sitting there next to him weeping as if she caught him in bed with one of these streamers and they were banging on top of their family photos. In actuality, her husband is a creep who spends money to JO to his colleagues.
There is so much free porn you can watch without having to see deepfakes. If you want to JO to someone famous, there’s a 50% they have an onlyfans link in their bio so if you’re willing to bust out the credit card—and Atrioc has shown he has no problems with that—then give your money to all of the other Twitch streamers who are willingly selling that content and deserve the money for their work.
If you ever find yourself so deep into the internet that you’re on porn websites that the FBI is actively keeping an eye on then you need to shut your computer off and take a walk around the block. Maybe you’ll see an old lady struggling with her groceries you can help. You’ll see children playing in the street. You’ll remember there’s more to life than cooming.
I don’t know who Atrioc is but I hope he saved his money. Tough to come back from you and your spouse bawling about fake Pokimane porn.
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