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I wasn’t on Earth to see Michael Jordan’s first few years in Chicago. When LeBron was drafted to Cleveland, I was a little hater like all of his teammates. But I am ready to embrace Anthony Edwards as the new Prince Who Was Promised.
Anthony Edwards truly has the potential to become the face of the NBA.
What has Anthony Edwards accomplished so far?
He’s a former no. 1 overall draft pick. He’s a movie star already. The only thing stopping him from being one of the greats is the organization he plays for that decided to trade away all of their assets for an 8-foot tall, slow, offensively-inept, anti-vax asshole who exists solely to clog up the paint and prevent Edwards from getting to the rim.
Here’s what Ant did to the Sacramento Kings on Monday night:
- 41 minutes
- 33 points
- 8 rebounds
- 5 assists
- 2 steals
- 2 blocks
- 14-for-27 shooting (51%)
Anddd the T-Wolves lost 111-118 because the Minnesota front office put a weird ass team together while wasting Edwards’s cheap rookie contract.
It’s a real uphill battle to make the All-Star team when your team is irrelevant. The Warriors are sneaking Andrew fucking Wiggins into the game. The Timberwolves aren’t going to help Ant get into All-Star games so he’s taking matters into his own hands.
Here’s what Anthony Edwards said in a recent GQ interview:
Anthony Edwards is a barb @NICKIMINAJ https://t.co/p2YHhCjBFw pic.twitter.com/Ru9VcOVS7b
— GQ Magazine (@GQMagazine) January 30, 2023
Ant Edwards says he always listens to Nicki Minaj before games and just like that, he instantly became the most popular player in the NBA. Have you seen how Nicki fans behave online? If you even mention her name, the Barbs will flood your inbox with fan cams and lipstick emojis.
Nicki Minaj is a straight-up asshole who hates every woman not named Nicki Minaj. She married a rapist and then was sued for harassing and attempting to intimidate the victim. Alllll while her fans supported her and fought to the death with Meg The Stallion and Cardi B fans for absolutely no reason.
She also hasn’t released a good song in almost a decade but the fans don’t care. She’ll keep getting no. 1 records on Billboard as her sickos play her songs on a loop to pump the numbers up regardless of quality.
These are the types of maniacs you want on your side. Genius maneuvering by Ant Edwards here. It’s like when John Cena opens up Monday Night Raw by saying how much he loves whatever city the show is being filmed in that night and the crowd goes wild.
The man couldn’t even name a specific song he liked. It’s like that one interview where someone finally asked Trump—who lies about being religious in order to trick the lowest IQ folks in America—what his favorite bible verse was and he said “it’s too personal to share”.
Ant’s favorite Nicki song? That’s between him and Apple Music.
The Barbs will be shutting down the NBA All-Star voting servers for the remainder of Edwards’s career as long as Rudy Gobert doesn’t shut down the NBA again.
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