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Aaron Rodgers’s offseason started with him vanishing from the face of the earth for a “darkness retreat” which is a wealthy man’s way of just going to smoke crack in a cave for a while.
Plenty of drug addicts have gone missing after a long bender but Rodgers did the fancier version that cost thousands of dollars for no reason.
Do crack under a bridge like everyone else.
Since entering the Jets facility, Rodgers has been passing that shit to anyone and everyone.
Here is an Aaron Rodgers Sauce Gardner drug pass. The New York Sack Exchange from the 80s has now become the New York Crack Exchange. What has become of my city?
Smart move by Gardner though.
Clearly, this man wants to be considered one of the best cornerbacks in the NFL and the best way to do so is by having Aaron Rodgers stand in front of the media and praise him.
Most of the NFL media doesn’t even watch the games and if they do, they’re watching from the same angle we are where you can’t even see what the receivers and corners are doing during the broadcast.
An Aaron Rodgers cosign could make Sace Gardner a star.
But that doesn’t mean Aaron isn’t a bad influence
Aaron Rodgers is almost two decades older than Sauce Gardner.
He should be handing out D.A.R.E. t-shirts in practice and instead, he walked in the first day and gave everyone his phone number AND his dealer’s number.
And now, Rodgers and Sauce are handing the drugs over to the water girl.
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Praying every Jets fan going to MetLife Stadium this season is careful.
By the time Week 1 rolls around, Aaron Rodgers will have every team employee nodding off like they’re living on a park bench.
Parking lot attendants are going to be lying on the pavement.
Concession workers are going to accidentally spill their lean into your popcorn buckets.
We’re a few days from seeing a Jets team trainer pass out on the subway after Rodgers passed him the pipe.
Ultimately, I think this will bring the whole team together and the Jets will quite literally sleepwalk to the playoffs, losing teeth and their family’s respect along the way.
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