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On Saturday night, Conor McGregor took a big fat L against Dustin Poirier at UFC 264 after saying that we was going to ‘kill’ Poirier leading up to the fight. Turns out, Dustin is very much alive and McGregor was carried out on a stretcher because he broke his leg.

Laugh out loud.

But I don’t care about fighting or whatever so I won’t pretend to give analysis on what occurred. Just love to see this loser who has consistently used racism to promote his fights walk away with a loss.

Not only did McGregor get his ass beat, but he also used his post-game interview to become the lamest human on planet Earth.

You can hear him shout ‘YOUR WIFE WAS IN ME DMS’. Sick burn, bro. Conor is laying there with his leg detached next to him and his ear dangling above his shoulder while Dustin Poirier and his wife celebrate their easiest win ever. But nah, you really got him there Conor.

For some reason, McGregor is still treated as if he’s the best fighter UFC has under contract yet this one-legged child has only won 1 fight since the Obama Administration.

If we get into a fight and your leg shatters against me and you’re laying in a pool of your own bone marrow with Alex Jones’s buddy holding a microphone in your face, I promise you there is nothing you can say to me that will come off as cool or clever or funny or intimidating or antagonizing.

Conor McGregor is officially a loser in every sense of the word. No one’s wife is in that man’s DMs right now unless they work in the medical field and they’re offering him crutches.

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