You would think New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft would be a massive Macklemore fan. Macklemore’s big hit “Thrift Store”, an ode celebrating the happiness, thrill, joy of discovering hidden gems at low-budget clearance houses—much like the Orchids of Asia spa Robert Kraft used to fly to Florida to get happy endings from non-English-speaking, desperate middle-aged mothers, at the strip mall between the check-cashing place and the vape store.
That respect for a fellow clearance raker, over now that Macklemore dared utter the phrase “Free Palestine,” opening up for Ed Sheeran on his US stadium tour. Pink spoke out about Macklemore, unprovoked—tattle-telling—and a few days later, Ed Sheeran’s removed Macklemore from the tour, thanks to Robert Kraft threatening to ban Sheeran from performing at Gillette Stadium.
“Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium,” Macklemore wrote in a lengthy IG post. “Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.”
Robert Kraft used his NFL owners network to blacklist Macklemore from all NFL arenas across the country for simply wanting Palestinians to have the same rights, safety and sovereignty afforded to the Israelis—but thanks to decades of brainwashing, re-educating and media manipulation, saying you want Palestinians alive makes you antisemitic, which is the worst type of thing you can be, apparently.
One of the NFL stadiums refusing to house Macklemore is Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida. The same Raymond James Stadium where Kanye West—the writer and performer of the hit record “Heil Hitler”—performed recently.
We currently live in a world where Israel and their supporters are more tolerant of LITERAL NAZIS than they are of people slightly critical of their mass extermination of brown people who live across the street from them.
Robert Kraft’s used his billions to hall monitor for the State of Israel, watching any anti-Israel sentiment online, and punishing those who speak up about the war crimes committed in Gaza and the West Bank. Kraft fanatically pressures Israel onto NFL players, turning them “ambassadors” for the country gleefully obliterating innocent Palestinians and removing bread from the tables of anyone who dares question their bloodlust.
How is it that Jews are being discriminated against but also powerful enough to destroy the lives of anyone who doesn’t 100000% approve of Israel? I don’t remember that part of history class when MLK said black people were treated like second-class citizens and then he’d get off stage, make a few calls and anyone who was anti-black that week lost their jobs.
Shout out to Robert Kraft—the old, creepy weirdo, making elderly Chinese ladies touch his withering wee wee and spending the final years of his life making life worse for anyone who wants Palestinians to have an opportunity to live their own lives. What a fucking loser.
No one is human to Robert Kraft except Tom Brady and the Israelis.
Also real quick, Ed Sheeran is a massive coward but I get it. Robert Kraft is probably getting ready to drone strike my home so I totally understand Sheeran going full Timberlake and protecting the tour…the world tour.
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