In Game 4, Victor Wembumblahblah told the New York Knicks backup center, “I’m in your head”.
Did Wemby say “ I’m in your head , Boy” 👀😀 pic.twitter.com/Y4tjXDRBhN
— AbaKoran (@AbaKoran) June 11, 2026
The Spurs then blew a 29-point lead, Victor commited one of the most embarassing late game turnovers in NBA Finals history, and then lost Game 5, Victor suddenly couldn’t make a single free throw at the ends of either game, shivering and shaking from the charity stripe, disappearing, shrinking when his team needed him most, De’Aaron Fox climbing into the driver’s seat, flooring it through the garage door.
The 10-footer came to America, telling us he wanted to be the best basketball player of all time.
This is his 7th year as a professional basketball player (3rd year in the NBA), and he hasn’t won shit yet.
Just crazy to declare your desire to wear the face of the entire National Basketball Association, rip-off Bruce Wayne’s whole shit, kung-fuing with Ra’s Al Ghul and them, playing chess with Shaolin monks, sleeping upside, hanging in Transylvanian caverns, “built different”, the league belongs to Victor Wembanyama.
And then blew a 29-point lead, lost in 5 games, on his homecourt, bricked the final shot off the backboard like he underhanded a bean bag in a cornhole game—stomping off the court crying, refusing to even acknowledge the Knicks existence and then Kylo-Rening the press conferences.
Victor Wembayanama didn’t just lose in the Finals because the Spurs are sooooo young and the Knicks are sooo old. I appreciate all the expert analysts copying each other’s homework; the entire NBA podcast industry would crumble if Bill Simmons or Tim Legler retired.
When the pressure was highest, Victor went full goofy—smushing the back of Jalen Brunson’s head, keeping his foot in Brunson’s landing space, elbowing Karl-Anthony. His instincts kicked in, and his impulse was to cornball. It was a reflex. This is who he is.
And this isn’t criticism in a vacuum.
If Victor Wembanyama played a team like the Timberwolves—who throw some extra elbows and talk shit all night and brag in the post-game—and he didn’t want to shake their hands after? Bet. I feel you. Fuck em.
He’d look like the bigger person, something crucial to being the face of the league, but I’d understand as a human why he’d feel he didn’t owe respect to a team that showed him none.
That’s not what happened in the Finals.
Victor lost to the New York Knicks.
They’re a team of little sweetie pies.
OG Anunoby forced to smile on Good Morning America
His teammates’ reaction is priceless. 🤣😅
(via @GMA)
— Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) June 15, 2026
Victor lost fair and square and dipped like he was about to get served.
Impossible to miss him avoiding the handshake when the star of the winning team—fresh off a 45-point closeout game for the chip—teleported to the Spurs sideline for handshakes before he even looked at his own teammates to celebrate.
The difference between a champion and a loser
Jalen Brunson, before celebrating, goes to shake the Spurs head coaches hand
Victor Wembanyama doesn’t shake the hands of the Knicks & bolts to the locker room immediately pic.twitter.com/3SCnJ7LCZZ
— Marshall Green (@MarshallGreen_) June 14, 2026
Jalen Brunson dragged his team to a championship, possession after possession, refusing to jog back on D without at least 2 more points on the scoreboard, willing HORSE shots through the rim—no other outcome would do.
Wembanyama watched his team miss shots while he caught his breath in the corner.
Yuck.
All the pretending to read Shakespeare, in the park—the lore, “did you know Wemby sleeps 10,000 leagues under the sea? Yea, hyperbolic submarine slumber, it’s called”.
Dead for that.
From now on, Victor Wembanyama is just another French dirtbag like Rudy Gobert.
Qu’est-ce que c’est? A sore loser—the supposed “best defender in the NBA” allowing 15 straight points from the shortest player on the court, including several of those buckets directly on his scalp.
No more calligraphy or Mount Everest climbs or pulling nickels from behind people’s ears.
Victor is a really good player in the NBA.
That is all.
When will San Antonio get their star, Dylan Harper, some help??
When I look back at the 2026 NBA Finals, I’ll always remember Victor Wembanyama pretending to be unbothered while behaving like the most bothered man on Earth. I’ll also remember Jalen Brunson lifting Thor’s hammer and De’Aaron Fox Bradley Bealing it on the highest stage.
Never forgetting Victor being a little babychild though.
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