You never want to have your name attached to the most notorious child sex trafficker in United States history.
But thanks to the Trump Adminstration cozying up to Pizza Gate/Q-Anon/schizophrenics, they are now, as infrequently as possible, dripping bits and pieces of FBI investation materials—incljuding emails, witness testimonies and freaky birthday cards—shooting civilizians and arresting Don Lemon so no one focuses on how much of Trump and Epstein’s quieter moments were in the company of high schoolers.
Giants co-owner and film producer, Steve Tisch, is the newest scoundrel caught with his hands in the Epstein cookie jar, blowing up big Jeff’s inbox, hunting for new, young Russians on tricky visas.
Let’s just go through the exchanges, one-by-one, see how the owner of an NFL team embarrassed the shit out of his wife.
May 2013,
Epstein emailed Tisch, and he responded, “Still in NFL meeting.” Their exchange continued that afternoon.
“I can invite the (Russian) … to meet if you like,” Epstein responded.
“Is she fun?” Tisch emailed a minute later.
This could be about anything.
Steve Tisch, snoozing through some boring NFL meeting, blah, emailing with his boy Jeff, ya the one always in the midst of some weak, half-ass massage by a girl who tells you her age by saying “I’m this many!” as she puts up 7 fingers.
Steve Tisch and Jeffrey Epstein were planning a friendly get-together with a Russian woman and Tisch just hoped she was fun, ya know, good vibes. Don’t ruin boys night.
No crime here yet for me.
June 2013,
Tisch asked Epstein about a specific woman. Epstein responded: “(Tahitian) speaks mostly french exotic”
“Working girl?” Tisch wrote back.
“Never,” Epstein emailed.
That same month, Tisch emailed Epstein, apparently referencing a different woman they had discussed earlier: “Is my present in NYC?” Epstein replied, “Yes.” Tisch followed up early the next morning, “Can I get my surprise to take me to lunch tomorrow?”
Oh, this is just straight up a John asking a pimp for hoes. Via email.
People like Steve Tisch will light millions of dollars on fire to ensure a conservative politician wins an election to “clean up crime” while casually and gleefully email about committing the very same crimes they campaign against.
Steve Tisch spent too much time asking a sex trafficker for some traffic.
In another exchange, Epstein wrote to Tisch: “Did you contact the great ass fake tit (name redacted) she’s a character, short term, has an older boyfriend going to acting school, a 10 ass.”
Tisch emailed back: “Thanks Jeffrey. Curious to know about (name redacted). I will contact (name redacted) … pro or civilian?”
Epstein responded, in part: “civilian, but Russian, and rarely tells the full truth, but fun.”
What’s most telling about this email is Steve Tisch, a man paying for sex work, prefers women who do not claim to be sex workers. It’s what makes the entire Epstein network worse than just some rich guys wanting sex on a tropical island.
They preferred to have sex with women who didn’t want to have sex with them but had to. The sex slavery was the attractive part for Steve Tisch.
In a different email, Epstein followed up with Tisch after he’d connected with one of the women: “report just in, you did very well, she wants to go to the play, she is a little freaked by the age difference but go slow … i will try to convince her not to return to Ukraine. having her crying worked.”
Tisch responded: “Nice report … Funny comment on crying!!!”
So far, no real evidence Tisch is a pedophile, but a girl was FREAKED BY THE AGE DIFFERENCE.
Get Steve Tisch a bed in Rikers.
There are also emails between Epstein and women in which they discuss meeting with Tisch. Some reference the possibility that Tisch could help them with their acting careers.
“Gonna meet Steve Tisch next week for a dinner,” the woman wrote. “He said that he gonna work on 3 movies starting June. So I’ll ask if I can read scripts and maybe audition for some part.”
Shocked to see Steve Tisch—a man draining Jeffrey Epstein’s iPad battery loading all his desperate emails to meet new, indentured servants—be the type of guy to lie about putting random women he wanted to sleep with in movies he produced.
Harvey Weinstein wasn’t the only predator running that play. Tisch spamming “Ask Madden”.
In September 2013, Tisch offered Epstein two tickets to his suite for the Giants game, and he invited him to other games as well. Epstein invited Tisch to visit him on his private island in the Caribbean. It is not clear from the emails if Tisch ever took Epstein up on those offers.
During one exchange in which they discussed a date Tisch had been on, Epstein wrote to Tisch: “I am happy to have you as a new but … shared interest friend.”
Steve Tisch traded suite tickets for sex slaves but what makes this final passage fascinating is the “i am happy to have you as a new…shared interest friend.”
When the Wall Street Journal released Jeffrey Epstein’s birthday book, a collection of letters and notes from his friends, almost all of them spoke to him like this. Always overhanded, obvious remarks like “I’ll always keep our secrets ;););)” or like “I loved doing all that statutory at your house last week”
No one was trying to hide it. They discuss it openly with public email addresses and look back at their times together fondly.
This may be the woke in me but I don’t think you should be able to own a sports franchinse—a financial and cultural monolith in its city, a uniting force bringing together folks of all walks of life to join in celebration of their local gladiators—if you were begging Jeffrey Epstein, blowing up that demon’s cellular, RSVPing for the newest batch of runaways to rape.
In the last decade, the New York Giants are the sewers of the NFL
Silly me believed Giants ownership old, stubborn, out of touch.
Turns out they were preoccupied tying (yoooooooooooooooooooung) women to train tracks.
Here’s Steve Tisch’s response to the world discovery he’s a pervert, incapable of getting laid through the formation of a genuine connection with another human, his only chance of sleeping with a woman, carrot/sticking wannabe actresses and hitting up the Tom Brady of pedophiles for some of his leftovers.
Statement from Steve Tisch:
“We had a brief association where we exchanged emails about adult women, and in addition, we discussed movies, philanthropy, and investments. I did not take him up on any of his invitations and never went to his island. As we all know now, he was a…
— Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) January 31, 2026
We are currently living in a world where we know every disgusting act every billionaire commits and we have to just keep consuming their products and putting more money in their pockets because our justice system exists exclusively to punish the poor.
Get ready for John Mara’s free Pepsi* at MetLife this season as an apology.
*The Pepsi is served in a thimble and only one per customer, free Pepsi deal ends after the opening kickoff*
Former Harvard President, Larry Summers Sure Loved Jeffrey Epstein
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