WATCH: Pittsburgh Pirates Usher Beats Drunk Fan With Belt

We certainly do not condone violence here at Deadseriousness. Hashtag Cease Fire.

But sometimes you have to whoop some ass when a drunk loser gets into your space. This Pirates employee fight starts with a dork barking at an usher and ends with a dork getting the belt like a misbehaving son.

Pirates usher beats up fan and whips him with belt after being spit on pic.twitter.com/Vw2y5rgPR0

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Again, violence is bad or whatever but apparently, this game attendee spat on the Pirates employee and at that point, there is no other option but to unstrap the belt.

Here’s what the Pittsburgh Pirates said in a statement they released following the WWF brawl at their stadium:

“We are aware of the unfortunate incident that occurred following the conclusion of (Sunday’s) game between a PNC Park gameday employee and a guest. The employee’s behavior was entirely unacceptable, and he was immediately suspended. This incident is currently under further investigation.”

This employee has been suspended and he’ll most likely be fired because a drunk idiot randomly elected to pick a fight with the wrong motherfucker.

Unfortunately, he’s not a weird white lady calling a black child the n-word, in which case, he’d be a millionaire by now, receiving donations from racists across the country, joining forces to reward one of their own.

Personally, I’d love to live in a world where you can defend yourself at work against unruly customers and your employer defends and protects you instead of punishing you but that is not the world we currently live in.

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