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Katy Perry recently returned from a quick trip to space, along with Gayle King and a historic all-female crew. And after seeing the cosmos, she is ready to begin the first leg of her new “Lifetimes” tour, starting in Mexico City.
One of the biggest pop stars of all time, who just left the planet Earth, surely has an inspired musical performance prepared. She’s seen the stars close up. She’s come eye-to-eye with God.
Let’s see what new dance moves Katy Perry is busting out on her new tour:
I’m convinced when Katy Perry landed on the moon she sent an alien back in her place pic.twitter.com/eZP1NCSnCi
— greg (@greg16676935420) April 25, 2025
There you see Katy performing her hit “Part of Me” in a cone bra, thigh-high boots in some sort of space-adjacent theme before she moves like the gopher taunting Bill Murray in Caddyshack, shakes her flat ass like a dog drying off from the rain and then awkwardly dropping to the ground, displaying a shocking lack of athletism as she lay on the floor like a deer struck by a Walmart truck.
She’s moving like she hired JoJo Siwa’s choreographer and told them, “give me the garbage JoJo won’t do”. People paid their hard-earned money to watch Katy dance like an ant getting hit with Raid.
Should you go see Katy Perry live?
Personally, this is the greatest possible advertisement to convince me to see this woman perform. I’m down to go watch a middle-aged woman display what happens when someone who isn’t as creative as they think they are has full creative control over their tour.
This is what happens when an egomaniac gets to fly to space for like, 8 minutes, and returns to the Earth with no shame.
This is the funniest video of the year.
Thank you, Katy Perry.
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