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Last week, Mark Zuckerberg went on the Joe Rogan podcast looking like a surburban coke dealer’s favorite client, and said he believed companies need more ‘masculine energy’.
“I think a lot of the corporate world is pretty culturally neutered,” Zuckerberg said during his nearly three-hour conversation with Rogan, adding, “Masculine energy is good, and obviously, society has plenty of that, but I think corporate culture was really trying to get away from it.” Zuckerberg continued, “I think having a culture that celebrates the aggression a bit more has its own merits that are really positive.”
Sort of a weird quote but it all makes sense today at Donald Trump’s inauguration as Mark Zuckerberg brought all the masculine energy with him.
BREAKING: ZUCKERBERG CAUGHT LACKING AS PRESIDENT TRUMP IS SWORN IN pic.twitter.com/ObZFBZeJW9
— litquidity (@litcapital) January 20, 2025
oh my god 🤣 pic.twitter.com/lh1kTYCtdu
— Tiffany Fong (@TiffanyFong_) January 20, 2025
As Gandhi said: Be the change you want to see in the world.
But I don’t need to tell Zuckerberg this. I’m sure he has a Gandhi poster with this quote printed on the wall of the windowless warehouse he keeps his meta-programmers.
Mark Zuckerberg thinks the world doesn’t have enough horny men in it so no one should be surprised to see him staring at Jeff Bezos’s wife’s boobies like he’s trying to will an areola out.
To be honest, I’m not sure why anyone would want to attend the presidential inauguration—unless there’s like, a lit-ass party at night, coordinated by Sean Combs—but I do know Mark Zuckerberg went there to see some boobies.
If you notice, Zucks’s strange little A.I. wife is nowhere to be seen.
This is boy’s weekend for guys who can afford to purchase an MLB team.
I’m just glad we all elected Donald Trump so we could finally have a president drain the swamp and rid this country of wealthy elitists—as he’s sworn in surrounded by Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos—3 men who have complete control of like 95% of all media we consume and access to every single American citizen’s personal data that we absolutely could not, under any circumstances, allow into the hands of China.
Just the horny trillionaire who looks like the Tinder Swindler.
damn, Bezos’ fiancé really did full send with lingerie under her blazer god damn pic.twitter.com/Z5QijJm5RG
— stepfanie tyler (@wildbarestepf) January 20, 2025
And shout out to Lauren Sanchez—who looks like a demon who appears in your room if you masturbate too many times in a row, forcing you to sign a contract granting you amazing devil sex in exchange for your penis—for bringing that feminine energy.
In my headcanon, Lauren Sanchez arrived wearing just the bra and someone at the door made her wear the jacket in order to enter.
It sucks that she was robbed of her agency and couldn’t walk in boobies out but—*eyeroll*—look at the man we just elected. There is no country for women.
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