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The New York Giants 2024 season is long gone. They just lost to David Tepper’s tax write-offs in Normandy.
Bryce Young was about to move back in with his parents and now he’s on a 2-game winning streak.
Cannot wait for the 30 for 30 detailing Bryce’s master plan to sprain Andy Dalton’s thumb in a minor car accident. More people need to commit minor, undetectable crimes.
We know Daniel Jones sucks.
The best offensive line of his career. The most talented receivers, each with their own unique, dynamic abilities. And Tyrone Tracy Jr. erasing Saquon Barkley from my memory every week like someone traveled into the past and altered the sacred timeline—Daniel Jones is the healthiest he’s ever been, surrounded by the most talent of his career and he cannot help himself.
DOGSHIT: #Giants QB Daniel Jones is seeing Casper and just threw his 3rd interception of the game.
Should the Giants resign him for another $150 Million? 👀pic.twitter.com/vfJMuSBUu4
— Ryan Evans (@RyanEvansESPN) August 17, 2024
He’s just a loser.
Jones threw 2 interceptions and finished with a 50.5 passer rating. The Carolina Panthers have a secondary comprised of guys who lied on their resumes and Daniel Jones couldn’t hit 200 passing yards against them.
It’s over.
He’s won twice— one of those wins coming against the pervert who traded his talent for happy endings. Jones outplayed the worst starting quarterback in NFL history. It was so strange no one else showed up at the parade on Broadway the next day.
If the regular season ended today, New York would have the second pick in the NFL Draft.
They’re taking a quarterback. They have to.
I understand the Giants were literally the last team in NFL history to start a black quarterback and that happened, like, recently—and I understand the incoming QBs with the highest ceilings are black as hell—but this Daniel Jones shit is over.
There it is. Daniel Jones interception ends the game pic.twitter.com/LrUcXUkTJz
— Bobby Skinner (@BobbySkinner_) October 29, 2024
He’s a loser.
But as I look around the league, it becomes clearer every day, that Brian Daboll absolutely cannot return as the head coach next season.
I like Brian Daboll.
The Giants are 7th in time of possession. He may struggle to get into the endzone but my man knows how to sequence plays down the field. He’s a conductor orchestrating methodical marches from the 20 to the 20.
I also think it’s hilarious how willing he is to blame other people for the team’s failures. Wink Martindale had to leave the NFL and rehab in college after Daboll threw him under the bus last year.
This man coached a team of bums into a playoff victory in 2022. He’s shown he’s capable of motivating men and maximizing limited talents.
But when that loser stink starts permeating the facility, you need to clean house.
Ron Rivera is a motivator of men who maximizes limited talents and the Washington Commanders are one of the best teams in the NFL this season thanks to not only drafting Jayden Daniels, but cleaning out Ron Rivera and all of his losers.
Dan Quinn’s been to the Super Bowl and was humbled with a demotion the last 3 seasons with Dallas. Kliff Kingsbury has his little fingerprints on half of the great QBs in the league right now, including Patrick Mahomes, Baker Mayfield, Kyler Murray and now Jayden Daniels. All he needed was a Thailand ladyboy table shower to once again revolutionize modern football.
Washington even brought in veterans like Austin Ekeler and Bobby Wagner to help scrape the loser off the walls.
On the other side, you see the Chicago Bears melting before our eyes after deciding to bring back known, established loser, Matt Eberflus, to drown Caleb Williams in all of his loser juice.
It won’t matter if the Giants draft Shedeur Sanders or Cam Ward or Jalen Milroe—if Brian Daboll is the head coach of the 2025 New York Football Giants, they will look like dogshit and Daboll will be fired the next year.
I pray they avoid making me endure the embarrassment of rooting for the team blatantly making low IQ decisions.
What’s the best landing spot for Brian Daboll?
Like I said earlier, Brian Daboll is my guy. He’ll have astronomically more success elsewhere. No one should be forced to turn Daniel Jones into the next Josh Allen. It was never fair that he was ever asked to do that.
So let’s look at a few situations I believe Daboll could thrive.
Washington Commanders: I don’t think Kliff Kingsbury is taking a head coaching job. Not yet. Kliff’s got a pretty sweet gig calling plays for Jayden Daniels, the illusionist capable of just teleporting for first downs whenever he so chooses. But if Kliff gets bored banging Trump White House staffers and wants to run his own show, Brian Daboll should move into Jayden’s house.
Jacksonville Jaguars: Trevor Lawrence is the perfect quarterback to fill the mold Daboll developed for Daniel Jones. Both Jones and Lawrence have the physical characteristics necessary to be truly great in the NFL but Jones reads defenses in slow motion and Trevor Lawrence plays like he doesn’t have a self-esteem.
New York Jets: Not needing to rent a Uhaul truck is underrated. The Jets already fired Robert Saleh and hopefully, the rest of the staff are working on their LinkedIn pages too. Aaron Rodgers is still decent when he isn’t completely terrified by the pass rush or calling audibles that his wide receivers don’t understand.
Okay maybe this Jets job sucks.
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