Aroldis Chapman is one of the most complicated figures in Major League Baseball. He’s been kicked out of the league for abusing his loved ones and he’s helped the Chicago Cubs win their first World Series since 1908, before sliced bread was invented.
When your life has taken so many twists and turns, it’s important to have family in your corner.
Here’s a video Chapman posted on his Instagram story of him and his mom just casually hanging out on the sofa:
Aroldis Chapman posted this on his IG story 😭https://t.co/SAPPUcVLrQ
— Baseball King (@BasebaIlKing) March 13, 2024
If your skin fell off from cringing too hard, I understand. You probably shouldn’t be honking your mom’s boobs and posting it on Instagram.
Perhaps it’s time to remove Aroldis Chapman from society. He clearly cannot handle himself any woman.
In 2015, he was accused of strangling his girlfriend and firing 8 gunshots in her direction. No charges were pressed as it was essentially a ‘he said, she said’ situation but MLB suspended him for 30 games following the incident.
And now almost 10 years later, Chapman casually signed a 1-year, $10.5 million deal with the Pittsburgh Pirates while groping his mom on IG with the biggest Joker grin on his face.
Aroldis Chapman is a 7-time All-Star. He’s just coming off his second World Series victory with the Texas Rangers last season. And he’s an absolute sociopath with a distorted sense of entitlement and cruelty when it comes to the women in his life.
And I still hate him for smiling like he was thinking about his mom’s hooters after giving up that 2-run walk-off home run to Jose Altuve that lost the ALCS.
4 years ago today, Jose Altuve sent the Astros to the World Series with a walk-off home run against Aroldis Chapman pic.twitter.com/nrb7ic9yAQ
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) October 19, 2023
But whatever. Good for Aroldis and his mom. They’ll fit riiiiiiight in with the people of Pittsburgh.
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