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Shannon Sharpe is set to leave Skip Bayless and Undisputed immediately following the NBA Finals. It’s going to be difficult for Fox Sports to replace Shannon Sharpe—especially now considering Skip Bayless has become unhinged, power-hungry and honestly, a sundowning elderly man with nothing new or interesting to add to the sports media landscape.
But the show must go on, I reckon.
Here are 5 people who should replace Shannon Sharpe on Undisputed:
1. LeSean McCoy
There are already reports indicating Fox Sports’s interest in bringing in LeSean McCoy to co-host the new Undisputed sooo why not? Shady McCoy is another former player turned media member who says what he feels and doesn’t shy away from dunking on players and if you’re going to sit across from Skip Bayless, you’re expected to be wildly disrespectful to the greatest athletes on Earth solely for the sake of winning a meaningless argument on a TV show playing in the background of barbershops and bars with the sound off.
LeSean McCoy calls Dak Prescott “Ass” again 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/MfbVDGwf71
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) January 23, 2023
Plus, with Skip Bayless being the ultimate Dallas Cowboys dickrider, Shady McCoy’s constant trolling of Dak Prescott might cause Skip to hop over the desk and strangle LeSean on live TV.
2. Emmanuel Acho
I hate Emmanuel Acho. He’s a scammer who built his brand on being the safe black guy you can whisper your racisms to and be patted on the head and told you’re still a good person. During the pandemic and following the death of George Floyd, Emmanuel Acho was attempting to become the face of black forgiveness in order to sell books and his Youtube series where he holds white people’s hands and tells them everything will be okay without ever actually challenging their beliefs and biases or providing any real answers to massive historical and systematic oppression.
Oh, he’s also a dork who got mad at a girl for testing positive for weed because he thinks it’s a performance-enhancing drug despite never smoking weed in his life and having no fucking idea what effects it has on someone.
Undisputed is a terrible television program and the only time the clips appear on my timeline is when someone is saying the dumbest shit anyone has ever said. The only person at Fox Sports capable of worse takes than Skip Bayless is Emmanuel Acho. They’d replace Shannon Sharpe with the disgusting brothers going viral every single day.
3. Cam’Ron
Cam’Ron and Mase have one of the best shows out there right now if you’re from a particular era when Dispet ran the world. Skip has already shown he’s a rap fan with his relationship with Lil Wayne. I’m sure he’d love to have Cam’ron up there threatening the slap the shit out of him once a week when he starts whining about whose turn it is to talk.
Unfortunately, it looks as though Cam is attempting to bring Shannon onto It Is What It Is which means he has no plan on replacing him on Undisputed. Dang.
Camron wants Shannon Sharpe to join his show after it was reported that Sharpe reached a contract buyout agreement with Fox Sports 👀pic.twitter.com/jLUiNPyAqv
— No Jumper (@nojumper) June 3, 2023
4. Ernestine Bayless
There seems to only be one person on Earth who can stand Skip Bayless and it’s his wife Ernestine. Skip comes off as an unbearable toddler who has manufactured his own power by being willing to be the biggest clown in sports media in order to feel special or to feel superior to the athletes he bashes. Ernestine has been by his side throughout his ascent into madness.
Please bring Ernestine to replace Shannon Sharpe. I love how insane these two look. Skip and Ernestine look like their faces are composed entirely of skin grafts taken from the scrotum skin of cadavers washed up on shore from the Hudson River. The makeup team of Undisputed would deserve lifetime achievement awards.
5. No one
Cancel this fucking show, man. These debate shows have destroyed sports discourse and ruined the way we discuss professional athletes. Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith and all of these assholes have made millions off the backs of the athletes they spend hours a day brutally disrespecting—often enhanced by strange racial undertones and not-so-subtle dogwhistling.
End Undisputed and end Skip Bayless’s garbage career.
Who do you guys think should replace Shannon Sharpe on Undisputed? Reach out and share your dream hosts and I’ll put together a list of the best and funniest names. Leave a comment below. Respond on Twitter, Facebook or Instagram. Or shoot me an email at Deadseriousmailbag@gmail.com. Let’s chat, bay-beeeee. Let’s build the ultimate sports debate show.
