Last week, rookie Jaxson Dart debuted, palpable hope filled the tri-state area. Threats of tyranny, dread-inducing executive orders raining pain on anyone without a Hamptons beach house. Everything costs every dollar I have. The New York Giants won their first game of the season, I saw my first rainbow of 2025—discovered new food flavors, sent […]
I enjoyed Mare of Eastown. I think. My memory doesn’t expand past my previous sentences. But Kate Winslet, weird-voiced, vaping, I felt represented. HBO’s Task, created by the Mare of Eastown team, stars Mark Ruffalo, as Tom Brandis—FBI agent going through it. The nun, turned FBI college career day recruiter; temporary respite from the field […]
I wasn’t in a hurry to write about the Mark Sanchez stabbing. Not the funniest story in the world. Tucked it in my back pocket (a Google doc I should rename into “shit I’ll never finish”). On Saturday, a “video”, mentioned in every report, meant the full story hadn’t been told. A young man just […]
Yankees AL Wild Card Game 3. They lose, to the Boston fucking Red Sox, I’m doing a terrorism. Have no fear, Cam Schlitter is here. The rook’s got it. Let’s see the 3-1 San Francisco 49ers limp to Los Angeles to battle the 3-1 Los Angeles Rams to maintain first place in a brutal NFC […]
The best actors make fools of themselves. The Bugs Bunny x-gene, able to physically transform into whatever the story demands. They can flatten under a falling piano, shoot like a rocket into space from stepping one toe into boiling hot water, rizz up a threat to their lives. Hover over a cliff. Etc. One Battle […]
24-year-old me; every thought consumed with seeing that hot red head again. 1am. L train. On the way to sin for a quick grin. Could not imagine having the weight and history of the New York Yankees on my shoulders. Phone battery clinging to 8%. I’m 10 stops away, praying she’s not snoring. Why isn’t […]
NEWS: The Browns are making a change at QB. Dillon Gabriel is taking over for Joe Flacco, who will be Cleveland’s backup, per source. Shedeur Sanders will remain third on the depth chart. [image or embed] — Dianna Russini (@diannarussini.bsky.social) October 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM Joe Flacco’s undeserved Macy’s Parade around the country, cancelled. […]
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