I want to start off by saying it would suck if Katy Perry died, right? People dying is objectively bad. Just need to clear that up off top. On Monday morning, Katy Perry, along with Gayle King—the interviewer who had R. Kelly fighting for his life—and Lauren Sanchez—the siren who runs Jeff Bezos’s credit card— […]
As a proud Houston Astros hater, I am highly invested in their failures which includes my devotion to watching Kyle Tucker Chicago Cubs at-bats after being traded from Houston over the winter. In 18 games with Chicago, Kyle Tuckers leads baseball with 23 hits, 19 runs scored, 8 doubles and 46 total bases with a […]
Game 82 is one of my favorite sports days of the year. All the teams play in the afternoon, around the same time. One-third of the league is battling for playoff seeding. One-third has one final opportunity to lose and increase their draft lottery odds. And one-third has their playoff seeding locked in so they’re […]
The 2025 WNBA Draft is Monday night. I always forget how quickly the WNBA season starts moments after these women played a full year of college ball. The only thing that saved Caitlin Clark from a strange, disappointing rookie campaign was the Paris Olympics—granting Caitlin a few weeks off to just chill for a sec. […]
Welcome to Lester Locks In, where I, Lester Lee, will choose a few teams or events or people to lock in on for the week. This week we’ve got some Cubbies, some NBA playoff squads, Wrestlemania week and of course, my beloved Bronx Bombers. New York Yankees The Yankees have lost 5 of their […]
Project 2025 enacted. DEI is dead. The White Walkers have breached the Wall. Cooper Flagg is coming. 18 year old Cooper Flagg explosive athleticism pic.twitter.com/aPcw1vu5Qr — Pitless (@pitlessball) April 8, 2025 I finally understand why the White House is Eternal-Sunshining the country to forget Jackie Robinson’s existence—they’re changing all the textbooks to say Cooper Flagg […]
Growing up, you dropped the name “Ken Griffey Jr” at the lunch table, and all the 4th graders recognized you’re a ball-knower. You’d fall asleep to his highlights replaying on Sportscenter all night long on a loop. I always knew where my Ken Griffey Jr baseball card was—at all times. They claimed no one had […]
I will watch anything Jon Hamm creates—especially if he’s the leading man of a television drama about a depressed rich asshole. Friends & Neighbors allows Hamm to step back into a role he’s already mastered. This should be batting practice for him. Jon Hamm plays Andrew Cooper, AKA “Coop”—a handsome, successful-ish hedge fund manager, divorced […]
Ja Morant is lobbing grenades at civilians. On Thursday night, the Memphis Grizzlies were steamrolled by the Minnesota Timberwolves, 141-125. Memphis was outscored 52-25 in the third quarter as the Grizzlies stepped on every rake and slipped on every banana peel—egregious fouls, nasty turnovers and an offense vacant of actual plays or any existence of […]
I don’t like writing about these domestic abuse cases. It feels icky sometimes. But I also imagine the victims don’t like getting beat up by celebrities and athletes who casually return to work without facing any real consequences—so I guess I’ll talk about this new Tyreek Hill fight. Wednesday afternoon, local Sunny Isles Beach police […]
The Knicks have consecutive 50-win seasons—a dry-mouthed mirage becoming reality after years of crawling the desert sands, dragging the remains of Derek Fisher and Steve Mills and David Fizdale and Mario Hezonja. Yet still—as the Knicks have their most successful ball club since I was using AOL disks to load up pixelated photos of Anna […]
The 2025 NBA Playoffs are a few weeks away—you can tell from the god awful basketball played nightly as half the NBA loses everything for a chance at a teenager—like Subway Jared—and the other half exhausts their PTO in an attempt to maintain their health for the postseason. It’s the worst time in the calendar […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the wrestling world, both inside and outside the ring. This week let’s just talk about one singular issue: Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland. Booker T vs. Swerve Strickland Professional wrestling is a world that welcomes all. Short, tall, fat, skinny, jacked, […]
I used to be obsessed with Deadseriousness page views. It was the only thing I cared about. I’d go entire days without eating—pumping out 10,15,20 garbage, clickbait articles to collect wildly fluctuating views—as I flippantly exploited teacher/student sex scandals and embarrassed addicts displaying Florida Man-esque behaviors for inconsistent checks from Google. Just churning out shitty, […]
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