I enjoyed Mare of Eastown. I think. My memory doesn’t expand past my previous sentences. But Kate Winslet, weird-voiced, vaping, I felt represented. HBO’s Task, created by the Mare of Eastown team, stars Mark Ruffalo, as Tom Brandis—FBI agent going through it. The nun, turned FBI college career day recruiter; temporary respite from the field […]
I wasn’t in a hurry to write about the Mark Sanchez stabbing. Not the funniest story in the world. Tucked it in my back pocket (a Google doc I should rename into “shit I’ll never finish”). On Saturday, a “video”, mentioned in every report, meant the full story hadn’t been told. A young man just […]
Yankees AL Wild Card Game 3. They lose, to the Boston fucking Red Sox, I’m doing a terrorism. Have no fear, Cam Schlitter is here. The rook’s got it. Let’s see the 3-1 San Francisco 49ers limp to Los Angeles to battle the 3-1 Los Angeles Rams to maintain first place in a brutal NFC […]
Hey, the Suns have a new coach. Just In: The Phoenix Suns are hiring Cleveland Cavaliers assistant Jordan Ott as the franchise’s new head coach, sources tell ESPN. Ott has been an NBA assistant since 2012 and has a strong background of offensive and defensive creativity, player development and communication. pic.twitter.com/doDE6Fahdj — Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) […]
This is an excerpt from the Let’s Get This Dread Newsletter. Subscribe for the full 2025 Oscars Winners and Losers over on Substack. I watched the 2025 Oscars on Sunday night, well, most of it. The Minnesota Timberwolves and Phoenix Suns game started at 9:30—and by that point, I noticed I hadn’t actually seen any […]
Every minute Landry Shamet is on the court is stress. At 27 years old and in what should be the prime of his career—Shamet finds himself on his 6th NBA team in 7 years—as the last man off the bench for the championship-contending New York Knicks. Yes, I know the Knicks are 0-7 against OKC, […]
The Marvel Cinematic has been weird. The world blew up with a global pandemic at the same time when Marvel put out strange nonsense like Shang-Chi and The Eternals—along with some wack-ass Disney Plus shows no one asked for. But Fantastic Four is their opportunity to right the ship. Let’s take a look at the […]
At age 30, Giannis Antetokounmpo is having one of the best seasons of his life. And it doesn’t matter. The Bucks are currently the 5th seed in the East behind an Indiana Pacers team led by a dork who hits more 3’s off the court than on it. Milwaukee started this season losing 8 of […]
Imagine dedicating your entire life to become the greatest professional athlete on the planet. Truly, envision a world in which you are a teenager who decides they will sacrifice everything to be great. You make the NBA the most popular league in the world. You turn Nike into the biggest athletic brand ever. You literally […]
I just watched 17 of the worst football team I have ever seen. Watched every single one. Even this final 20-13 New York Giants loss to the Philadelphia Eagles practice squad. Tanner McKee finds EJ Jenkins for his first career TD reception! pic.twitter.com/iS0CjP8FhG — Shane Haff (@ShaneHaffNFL) January 5, 2025 Tanner McKee and EJ Jenkins, […]
After losing 35-10 to the Baltimore Ravens in their final game of the 2024 NFL season to finish 3-14, solidifying themselves as one of the most poverty-ridden franchises in sports, the Cleveland Browns identified their biggest weakness and made immediate changes. The #Browns fired OC Ken Dorsey, per sources. pic.twitter.com/aev3VR90la — Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) January […]
Growing up, I would get HYPED for star receiver matchups. Whenever Minnesota and San Francisco had a game, I was locked in on Randy Moss vs. Terrell Owens. As my wrinkles form wrinkles, I still get excited to see which receiver is the bigger sicko. Saturday night’s main event between Cincinnati and Pittsburgh may have […]
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