Growing up, it felt like most athletes were foolish Neanderthals. They’d hit homers or catch touchdowns and then say the most confusingly stupid nonsense whenever a microphone was put in front of them. I’m talking Rafael Palmeiro going in front of Congress and angrily saying he’s never done steroids like, a week before he failed […]
The 2024 Grammys is one of the biggest nights of the year. And like every big night, there are winners. And there are certainly losers. Let’s start with the biggest winners of the 2023 Grammys: 1. Nicki Minaj I get the feeling Nicki Minaj has been awake for like, 12 straight days. She’s been […]
Welcome to The Pipe Bomb, where we discuss the latest news and events from the world of wrestling, both inside and outside the ring. This week we got Cody Rhodes doing the ultimate job and why it’s all Vince McMahon’s fault I’m dusting off the old Pipe Bomb. WWE has forced my hand. Some WILD […]
The 2024 NBA Trade Deadline might be a little disappointing with no real stars changing teams but I think there are more than a few role players that could change cities and alter a team’s championship potential. I’m also just obsessed with trades like, imagine opening up Twitter and finding out your job is sending […]
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are the number one celebrity couple in the world right now and the biggest narrative heading into Super Bowl 58. Travis Kelce has the most receptions in NFL playoff history. When his career ends, he will be considered by many as the greatest tight end ever. He’s about to appear […]
It feels silly to speculate about a team trading away LeBron James but there was a tweet this week that made a LeBron trade seem like a real possibility. Hearing from @nba peeps @KingJames is the top of the @Lakers list to trade the 39 year old. Pelinka is looking for the right team to […]
NBA players I want to talk about this week is a new weekly column where we go through some guys in the league who I’m strangely obsessed over at this current moment. 1. Jalen Brunson I just want to talk about this one play from New York’s victory over the Miami Heat: JALEN BRUNSON […]
Before the season started, I wrote about the NBA’s new rule requiring players to be in a minimum of 65 games to be eligible for end-of-the-season awards and how unbelievably short-sided and silly it was. My original point was this rule incentivizes organizations to do shady shit and manipulate playing time to keep their guys […]
The Carolina Panthers have found their new head coach. Last week, they hired the Tampa Bay Buccaneers offensive coordinator, Dave Canales. The Panthers desperately need a coach capable of squeezing any ounce of talent from their No. 1 overall picked QB, Bryce Young. Bryce Young was supposed to turn this franchise around. He won 2 […]
The Road to Wrestlemania has officially begun. And the Royal Rumble is the second most important thing going on in WWE right now as the only thing that matters is making sure Vince McMahon spends the rest of his life chained to a rock in the Caucasus Mountains with eagles eating his liver every day […]
I constantly try to make Deadseriousness stand out from the crowd. Zag when they zig. Or vice versa. Whatever. I would’ve loved nothing more than to see the Milwaukee Bucks hire Doc Rivers as their new head and coach and write an interesting article on how Doc is a smart hire and defensive coverages and […]
As a Knicks fan, I am fully aware of my favorite team’s reputation. Since the 2000s, the Knicks have been run by a neanderthal who simply doesn’t understand the sport of basketball. But when he handed the keys to Phil Jackson in 2014, James Dolan essentially wiped his hands clean of all meddling and intervening […]
We are all the results of our parents. One way or another, our parents’ behaviors melt their way into our subconscious. Country singer, Elle King, had her father’s nonsense pop out of her and one of the worst possible times ever. There was a point in time when Elle King’s “X’s and O’s” song was […]
We’re talking strictly in the US here – anyone with a brain knows that soccer is the more globally popular sport. It’s played everywhere and has massive followings across South America and Europe while American Football is largely cared about by…well…Americans. Football is one of the core American sports you learn about as you […]
We’ve made it to the Conference Championships. The 2024 NFL Divisional Round was easily the best football played all season. Although there were no real upsets or anything super shocking, we still have winners and we certainly have some losers. Let’s start with the winners of the 2024 NFL Divisional Round: 1. Brock Purdy […]
This week, the Arena Group sent an email to all Sports Illustrated employees saying “We will be laying off staff that work on the SI brand,” essentially killing the prestigious brand that, for years, had been as vibrant as a coma patient. For generations, Sports Illustrated acted as the gold standard of sports journalism. Some […]
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