Matt Eberflus is having a tough week. After starting the season 4-2, the Bears lost their 6th straight game, this time on Thanksgiving, against the Detroit Lions with everyone’s nieces and nephews watching. Except this loss was almost directly Eberflus’s fault. Chicago overcame a 16-point deficit to make it a 3-point game. In the final […]
NFL fans have had mixed reactions to the first year of Tom Brady in the Fox booth on Sundays—doing color commentary after 23 years of being the most famous football player in the country without ever really saying anything interesting. Ever. I, too, was unsure how I felt about Brady’s broadcasting work until the Giants […]
There is nothing on this Earth I care more about than maintaining a level playing field in women’s college volleyball—which is why I love Boise State Volleyball for forfeiting two regular season games and now a tournament game against San Jose State because they have a trans woman on the team. You have to respect […]
The “Enjoy Scoring 50 a Game Now Before Your OC Leaves in the Offseason” Award: Detroit Lions The Detroit Lions dropped 52 points on the Tennesee Titans—in front of their friends and families. Their third blowout victory this year. Detroit leads the NFL with 33.4 points a game. The Lions are 6-1, looking […]
Over the weekend, the New York Yankees made a huge deal with the Miami Marlins to acquire 26-year-old (1-time) All-Star, Jazz Chisholm Jr. BREAKING: The New York Yankees are finalizing a deal to acquire outfielder Jazz Chisholm from the Miami Marlins, sources tell ESPN. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 27, 2024 Prior to this deal, […]
On Sunday, Team USA opened up their 2024 Paris Olympic campaign against Serbia. They won 110-84 thanks mainly to their elders, LeBron James, Steph Curry and Kevin Durant, reminding the world they are the greatest to ever do it. Durant led the team with 23 points on only 9 shots. LeBron was right behind him […]
This 2023-24 New York Knicks were the greatest team I’ve watched in my lifetime. If Apple Music was writing about this season, it would be the Lauryn Hill of all Knicks seasons. Sure, I love Latrell Sprewell and if you’ve seen me at the local gym, you know I’ve modeled my game after a young […]
Traveling sucks. Taxis and airports and luggage and terminals and gates and Buffalo Wild Wings bars at noon—the whole experience is daunting but life can be made easier if you simply follow some key rules—none of which are bigger than DO NOT SEXUALLY ASSAULT THE STAFF but NFL kicker, Brandon McManus, couldn’t oblige by that […]
2024 MLB Opening Day restored the vibes back. There is truly nothing that gets me more excited about baseball than, well, some baseball. From Mike Trout hitting a BOMB to the Los Angeles Dodgers just being unbelievably unfair, let’s talk about what we learned on Thursday. Here are the 7 biggest takeaways from 2024 MLB […]
Sometimes, an NBA team will take a big swing and try to pair up stars in hopes their talent will win out in the end only to find out chemistry and compatibility and personality all matter. There are plenty of NBA duos who have come together recently and worked out like the Kings bringing in […]
Okay, let’s watch the trailer for Strictly Confidential starring 58-year-old Elizabeth Hurley, set to be released on April 5th. 1. Why does every movie look like a Kingdom Hearts cutscene now? What is this 2002 desktop computer screensaver filter making this movie feel like the script was typed into an AI video generation program? […]
Future NFL Hall of Famer, Tom Brady, and one of the most successful supermodels of all time, Gisele Bündchen had an extremely public divorce. We were led to believe Gisele gave Tom an ultimatum to either retire and become a family man or keep playing football every Sunday while spending Monday through Saturday in a […]
This week, New York Jets GM, Joe Douglas, told reporters that the team has permitted Zach Wilson to seek a trade following two straight seasons of throwing Zach under the bus and using him as a scapegoat for an organization that Mecole Hardman recently shit on in an interview where he said the offense had […]
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