Since hiring GM Joe Schoen before the 2022 season, the New York Giants have been in hell. The only success Schoen’s had came in his first season when the Giants advanced to the divisional round before being beat by the eventual NFC Champions but that wasn’t even Schoen’s success to claim. Those were Dave Gettleman’s […]
Drake and I are similar in a couple ways. We both pretend Degrassi never happened and we both just want the world to be fair. So I understand why Drake has filed a lawsuit against Kendrick Lamar’s record label for using bots to artificially boost the streams for “Not Like Us”. According to a copy […]
JJ Redick has managed to become the star of the NBA offseason and while typically, I’d complain about how often we’ve talked about JJ, it’s far better than the alternative: thinking about the Celtics championship. Ew. However, this new JJ Redick story may somehow be worse than the Celtics winning the title. A woman posted […]
The Mikal Bridges Knicks rumors may cease as the Brooklyn Nets finally freed him so he can play with all of his Villanova friends a few subway stations away. BREAKING: The Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send F Mikal Bridges to the New York Knicks for Bojan Bogdanovic, four unprotected […]
I have like 2 friends total so while most people’s Memorial Day weekend is spent at the beach, creating memories with loved ones or whatever, I’m at the crib watching Celtics/Pacers Game 3, snacking on hot dogs I did not get from a big cookout but instead, from the food truck close to my house. […]
I had the 2024 NFL Draft playing on the laptop while the Knicks got physically manhandled by Joel Embiid and the Philadelphia 76ers. Fascinating night. On one hand, it’s always a warm feeling seeing these kids reach their dreams but it was mixed with my desire to throw Cam Payne into a volcano. But once […]
On Thursday night, the Sixers beat the Knicks 125-114 to save their season. The Sixers are down 1-2 in the series. Going down 3-0 would’ve been a death sentence. Jobs would’ve been lost. Players families would be uprooted and sent to new cities. Here’s what Joel Embiid did to rescue his squad from national embarrassment: […]
This week, the NBA began an investigation into Toronto Raptors backup big man, Jontay Porter, following peculiar rises in action on prop bets where people were suddenly rushing to bet the under for a guy who’s barely able to hang onto an NBA roster. Toronto Raptors center Jontay Porter is out of the lineup and […]
It’s not easy out there for a Lester. It’s not a name that screams toughness. It’s the name you see stiched onto your mechanic who looks like he was born under the hood of a Ford truck and bathes in a tub of motor oil. Or it’s the name of your strange, racist country uncle […]
Every year, teams exceed their preseason expecations but what’s funnier is when a team falls off a cliff and forgets how to play baseball. Here are 5 MLB teams that are going to be wayyyy worse in 2024: 1. Boston Red Sox Recently, the longest-tenured Red Sox star, Rafael Devers, called out the front office […]
As a Knicks fan, I am fully aware of my favorite team’s reputation. Since the 2000s, the Knicks have been run by a neanderthal who simply doesn’t understand the sport of basketball. But when he handed the keys to Phil Jackson in 2014, James Dolan essentially wiped his hands clean of all meddling and intervening […]
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