It took me wayyy too long to write these NFL Power Rankings this week so I didn’t get a chance to react to the Jets firing Robert Saleh. But I had to stop what I was doing when reports leaked out on the reasons why Saleh may have been let go. Robert Saleh should’ve been […]
All weekend, I was trying to figure out how I’d talk about the NFL every week. How can I effectively speak about all the games I obsessively watched all Sunday? There’s only one thing to do: give random, made-up, meaningless awards. Duh. So here are the first official Deadseirousness NFL Week 1 Awards: The Disaster […]
The 2024 NBA Playoffs start on April 20th. Ten days. Let’s talk about some of the biggest storylines heading into the postseason. The Western Conference is STACKED. Who in the East can take out the Boston Celtics? Joel Embiid tore his ACL and is just back playing basketball a month later like his knee isn’t […]
There is nothing cornier in all of sports than listening to losers complain about the winners winning by too much. The entire point of playing sports is to beat your opponent’s ass. There should be no such thing as ‘running up the score’. If you don’t want your opponent to score points then stop them […]
Every week, Aaron Rodgers appears on the Pat McAfee show to say lame nonsense and every week, he is trending for 24 straight hours as people clutch their pearls pretending as if society will crumble if ESPN allows this show to air next week. Recently, Aaron Rodgers and Jimmy Kimmel have been at war because […]
As of right now, there of six NFL head coaching vacancies but no two landing spots are the same. All six come with their own unique challenges and advantages. Every job has its perks and such. Most of these jobs suck, though. I can’t stress that enough. Let’s rank the 2023 NFL head coaching vacancies: […]
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