Luis Severino came into the offseason with a problem. At 30 years old, he went into last season with the New York Mets giving him a chance to prove he can still pitch at a high level. He changed the way he pitched, leaning more on early groundball outs instead of trying to overpower hitters […]
From Wilt Chamberlain to Dennis Rodman to James Harden, we’ve heard about NBA players veryyyy much enjoying the night life. And good for them. What is the point of sacrificing your body, spending more than half the year on the road and allowing dorks like Stephen A. Smith to destroy your reputation on TV every […]
If the ending of 2024 has shown us anything, it’s that us Americans aren’t lying down and allowing oligarchs to reign over our lives. From the Donald Trump assassination attempt to the UnitedHealthcare CEO getting gunned down in the middle of Manhattan in broad daylight—we are no longer letting the 1% tread on us. Which […]
The Milwaukee Bucks fell to 1-6 after another back-breaking loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Giannis Antetokounmpo missed the game with some BS injury to help get him a bonus day off before the NBA’s dedication to get people out to the polls on Election Day. Not you, Jonathan Isaac. You can stay home. Milwaukee was […]
We’re halfway through the season and it looks like the good teams have established themselves as the cream at the top and the bad teams look utterly creamless. No cream in sight. NFL Week 9 was crucial in separating the freaks and the meeks. I just re-read that. Not the bar I thought it was. […]
I am writing this about 10 hours about the start of the 2024 NFL season, aka the first and last Thursday night game I’ll be watching this year. So I have to rush these takes out before the opening kickoff. Be careful, they are SCORCHING hot takes. Here are my 7 hot takes for the […]
Welcome to Why Your Favorite Team Will Win The Super Bowl 2024 where we trick ourselves into believing our favorite teams are Super Bowl destined, ignoring all logic and common sense. Let’s talk about the 2024 Atlanta Falcons. How did 2023 go? With the no. 8 pick, the Atlanta Falcons drafted Bijan Robinson, a […]
On June 14th, the Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox 8-1, improving to 50-22, the best record in baseball. Then Boston won the next two games of the series, including a game where they stole 9 bases on the Yankees. 9 stolen bases. Straight up embarrassed New York. And the team hasn’t been the since. […]
The NBA Offseason isn’t totally over yet. I’m sure we are all refreshing our Twitter feeds, impatiently waiting for the DeMar DeRozan move but it’s time to give out some highly respected Deadseriousness awards. The Running The Bill Up and Sneaking Away Through The Bathroom Window Award Boston Celtics Jayson Tatum and Jaylen […]
With the 2024 NFL Draft quickly approaching, the free agency period is pretty much over so let’s look at some of the better moves from the 2024 NFL offseason: Honorable mentions: Steelers sign Russell Wilson: DangeRuss makes me cringe and I feel like he’s pretending to be the star of a CW series for so […]
“Your second shit put niggas to sleep but they gassed it”, J. Cole says on 7 Minute Drill, his response to Kendrick Lamar’s recent diss on Future’s latest album. The irony. The lack of self-awareness. J. Cole just NOW started making interesting music. Before linking up with guys like J.I.D and Earthgang—rappers far more captivating […]
I’ll never know what it feels like to follow in your father’s footsteps when your father is the greatest to ever do the thing you are attempting to do. My dad worked for New York State and I’m sure he was good at his job but I wouldn’t say I felt a ton of pressure […]
We’re at the last leg of the 2023=24 NBA season. Teams are playing for real now. No one’s breaking scoring records anymore. Every night is warfare. I love this point in the season where the NFL is over and the NBA televises games all weekend long. You learn everything you need to know about these […]
The 2024 Grammys is one of the biggest nights of the year. And like every big night, there are winners. And there are certainly losers. Let’s start with the biggest winners of the 2023 Grammys: 1. Nicki Minaj I get the feeling Nicki Minaj has been awake for like, 12 straight days. She’s been […]
There are a handful of coaches who have tricked us into believing they are some of the best coaches in the NBA by winning championships or having deep playoff runs but this season is exposing a lot of truths. Before we point out the frauds, it’s important to talk about what separates the great coaches […]
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