Ja Morant is the most electric player in the NBA. He has transformed the Memphis Grizzlies into real threats in the West and changed their identity into shit-talkers trying to fight Shannon Sharpe sitting courtside because they want all the smoke or whatever. They were about to jump an 8-time NFL All-Star. Last week, the […]
I hate discussing the 2017 Houston Astros. The team blatantly robbed Major League Baseball and faced no real consequences. The championship wasn’t erased from history. Jose Altuve still has an MVP he didn’t deserve. And everyone involved still makes millions playing and coaching baseball as if they didn’t cheat the game. But I have to […]
This week, Kyrie Irving officially demanded a trade from the Brooklyn Nets two weeks before the trade deadline. He refused to sign the contract extension he was offered and told Brooklyn he was leaving in free agency this summer if he was dealt swiftly. Brooklyn doesn’t have to make a move—especially now that Kyrie told […]
Dillon Brooks is one of the most annoying players in the NBA. Ja Morant and the Memphis Grizzlies are such a fun team to watch but it’s impossible not to shake your head at Brooks who will do some unbelievably dumb shit at least once a game. On Thursday night, Dillon Brooks and Donovan Mitchell […]
Archery and shooting are two popular target sports that are both worth trying. However, due to the cost of each, most people generally take up one or the other. But just which one should you focus on? This post delves into the perks of each sport so that you can decide which one is for […]
Batgirl is one of my favorite superheroes. She is one of the rare characters whose origin story isn’t the result of one of her parents exploding in a fire or whatever. She essentially volunteers to be Batman’s sidekick. So I was hyped as hell when DC greenlit a Batgirl movie for HBO Max back in […]
I think I once read a theory claiming everyone on Earth has a doppelganger somewhere because there are a finite amount of available genes. Or maybe that’s something I heard in a terrible movie with a very similar plot to what 23-year-old Sharaban K. is accused of doing. Here’s what this woman woke up and […]
While Kliff Kingsbury is being a #passportbro traveling through Bangkok, the Arizona Cardinals are having trouble finding his replacement. New GM, Monti Ossenfort, shared why he thinks he can’t find a new head coach: “It’s not because the quarterback has a large say in the matter. Rather, many of the desired candidates don’t want to […]
We always want what we can’t have. We’re humans, after all. It’s natural to wonder what your former partner is up to and sometimes with a few drinks, you might convince yourself it’s a good idea to hit them up and check in on them. Davante Adams cannot stop doing that. Last offseason, Davante Adams […]
Josh Sills is a rookie backup offensive guard for the Philadelphia Eagles. A man no one should really know or be thinking about. A person who should be quietly shutting up and flying under the radar while his team is about to win a Super Bowl. And apparently on December 5th, 2019, he forced a […]
Patrick Mahomes’s dad—Pat Mahomes senior—was a professional baseball player for 11 years. He was a key piece of the 56-win 1994 Minnesota Twins. That team would’ve only won like, 52 wins if it weren’t for Pat Mahomes Sr. But honestly, his biggest claim to fame is helping to create the greatest quarterback of all time. […]
In 2021, the San Francisco 49ers traded two first-round picks and a third-rounder in order to move up to the no. 3 spot and select Trey Lance out of North Dakota State. We were told he was a ‘project’ requiring time to develop. He played 18 games at a school absent of real NFL-level talent […]
On Tuesday night, the New York Knicks lost 123-129 in overtime to the Los Angeles Lakers. With 6:51 left in the 4th quarter, Tom Thibodeau benched RJ Barrett. He would never touch the court again. This has become a common theme for the Knicks as of late. RJ Barrett sits most of the 4th quarter […]
This should be an article breaking down what the Chicago White Sox will look like after signing Mike Clevinger earlier in the offseason but instead, I have to write about Clevinger being a sociopath who is currently being investigated for physically and emotionally abusing his girlfriend and their 10-month old daughter. Here’s what 24-year-old Olivia […]
I wasn’t on Earth to see Michael Jordan’s first few years in Chicago. When LeBron was drafted to Cleveland, I was a little hater like all of his teammates. But I am ready to embrace Anthony Edwards as the new Prince Who Was Promised. Anthony Edwards truly has the potential to become the face of […]
Girl’s JV basketball is often prettyyyy tough to watch. Well, let me make it clear: ALL JV sports are tough to watch. The best kids are playing for private teams outside of school. The good kids are on varsity and JV is left with the kids who don’t care enough to practice and get better […]
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