On Sunday afternoon, the New York Yankees beat the Minnesota Twins 2-0 thanks mostly to the greatness of Gerrit Cole who blacked out and pitched a complete game shutout in an era where pitchers aren’t really allowed to go the full 9 innings because advanced metrics and medical science and blah blah. Gerrit Cole with […]
This week, Jalen Hurts became the highest-paid player in the NFL after signing a 5-year $255 million contract extension, including $110 million guaranteed upon signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles’ QB Jalen Hurts’ salary-cap numbers for the next four seasons after today’s $255 million extension: 🏈2023: $6.15 million 🏈2024: $13.56 million 🏈2025: $21.77 million 🏈2026: […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The Dallas Mavericks finished 38-44 and the 11th seed in a weak ass Western Conference after trading Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith, a 2029 first-round pick, and second-round picks in 2027 and 2029 for Kyrie Irving. […]
On Tuesday night, the Knicks lost 90-107 in Game 2 and now the series is tied 1-1 going back to New York. It’s shocking to see the Knicks manage to even reach 90 points after the Cavs put that team in handcuffs all game long. 1. Fuck Jarrett Allen With just over 2 minutes […]
Whenever people talk about this Golden State Warriors run, there is always a mention of how many Hall of Famers they have. When referring to Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green, people will say all 3 players belong in the HoF but we really need to stop all pretending as if Green is some […]
The 2022-23 NBA season has concluded which means it’s time to hand out awards. Let’s not overthink this whole thing and try to stand out by making ludicrous selections so that we stand out and look like geniuses and get clicks and this whole intro is definitely a shot a very specific sports media personalities. […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have a late black history month celebration. Here are the 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week: […]
Before this season started, I stated that Quentin Grimes would have a better career than Donovan Mitchell. They called me a mad man for believing it wasn’t worth giving up all of the Knicks young players for a guy who scores a bunch but doesn’t really do much outside of that. Fast forward to the […]
We’re a week into the 2023 MLB season and not many things are clear yet but there is one obvious outcome thus far: the Philadelphia Phillies stink at baseball. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Atlanta Braves Record: 6-1 Ranking Last Week: 3 The Braves are coming off a 7-6 victory over the […]
This article is going to hurt writing. I am about to write something that defends Mac Jones—a guy who seems like he’d call me a racial slur if I beat him in a beer pong game at a frat party. Mac Jones seems like he calls women “bitches” after he DMs them begging for pussy […]
On Sunday afternoon, the LSU Tigers beat the brakes off the Iowa Hawkeyes in a 102-85 massacre. Unfortunately, we can’t enjoy their victory thanks to Angel Reese behaving like a classless thug, taunting her opponents and disrespecting the game of basketball. It says a lot about this teenager’s character that she taunted her opponents […]
I was going to do the typical “5 takeaways” or “grading every match” type of review for Wrestlemania 39 but doing the same generic nonsense that every other media company does is why my bank account is overdrawn right now so let’s just do it the Deadseriousness way. Let’s go match-by-match and talk about the […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we a whole bunch of guys being unhappy as hell. Here are the 5 MLB storylines we gotta talk about this […]
Charlotte Flair is the most accomplished women’s wrestler in WWE history. Rhea Ripley spent the entire year gaining all the momentum in the world to become the 2023 Royal Rumble winner and get her big Wrestlemania moment and be crowned the new women’s champion. But WWE treated this big face-off like an afterthought. Instead of […]
The NBA and the NBA player’s association came to a new 6-year collective bargaining agreement to avoid a lockdown and keep the league going without any real contention. This is massive news and let’s quickly run through the big rule changes. Deal includes In-Season Tournament, 65-game minimum for postseason awards, new limitations on highest spending […]
There comes a time in every organization’s lifespan when it’s time to simply blow it up. Teams that believed they had a chance to succeed only to realize their roster was flawed or teams that are too stubborn to completely restart from scratch. Blowing it up is your best chance at bringing in some draft […]
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