In March, the New England Patriots signed tight end, Mike Gesicki, away from division rival Miami Dolphins, to a 1-year $9 million contract. Gesicki joins JuJu Smith-Schuster as Mac Jones’s new offensive weapons. In his first interview with the Boston media, Gesicki revealed that he and Mac Jones and developing an interesting little relationship: Mike […]
I typically only pay attention to the major WWE PPVs. There are far more surprises and title changes and just overall more interesting things happening at say, Summerslam, compared to Backlash. BUT, I’ll write anything for pageviews and folks seem to like these shows plus, I wasn’t going to watch the Lakers free throw contest […]
This week on the Howard Stern show—a radio show that still exists in 2023 apparently—Howard blacked out and randomly revealed how upset he is by the way black NBA players treat him while he’s sitting courtside at their games. Here is a piece of the completely unprovoked Stern story: “The Knicks have been very kind […]
Lamar Jackson has officially become the highest-paid player in the NFL following an offseason of getting dragged in the mud by every single NFL media member. Everyone wanted to tell Lamar why he doesn’t deserve a big contract anddddddd now he’s up a cool $260 million. In an interview with ESPN, Lamar shared his goals […]
Earlier this week, Barstool Sports fired Ben Mintz aka Mintzy after he rapped the n-word on his podcast/radio show thing. Dave Portnoy announced on Twitter that Mintzy no longer worked for the company and went out of his way to let everyone know that he was totally okay with him saying the n-word but Barstool’s […]
This week, the NBA awarded Joel Embiid with the 2022-23 MVP. All season, there was a debate between back-to-back winner, Nikola Jokic, and his runner-up every year, Embiid. Well, Joel finally won the trophy and a local Colorado newspaper columnist used this as an opportunity to share some of his weird-ass Jokic fan fiction. Mark […]
Welcome to MLB storylines we gotta talk about this week which will be a weekly deep dive into the random baseball-related stories that I want to talk to you guys about. This week we have Drew Maggi making his MLB debut at age 33 and Luis Robert Jr just not giving a single shit about […]
The Miam Heat came into Madison Square Garden for Game 1 and left with a massive 108-101 road victory to steal homecourt advantage away from the New York Knicks. A Knicks team that missed seemingly every single jump shot and shrunk in the second half while the Heat rose to the occasion. Here are 4 […]
The Golden State Warriors should be the defending champions easily mopping up this young Sacramento Kings team but instead, the two teams are going to 7 games after a big 118-99 victory in Game 6 by the Kings to extend this series. Sacramento got a huge boost from the 26 minutes in which Jordan Poole […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Milwaukee Bucks were 58-24, good enough for the no. 1 seed in the East. Naturally, you’d think the team with a Top 5 defense and the best record in the conference would have […]
Steven Crowder is a failed stand-up comedian turned alt-right podcast loser who streams himself crying and complaining about the snowflake libs who, to him, are the ones crying and complaining about everything. Crowder living in an entirely different reality might explain everything I’m about to describe in this article. This week, Crowder went on his […]
We’re about 20 games into the 2023 MLB season and the Rays almost went 162-0 while the Oakland A’s plan to quietly move to the team to Nevada while no one’s paying attention. Here are your MLB Power Rankings: 1. Tampa Bay Devil Rays Record: 21-5 Last Week: 3 The Devil Rays finally […]
The 2023 NFL Draft first round is complete. The picks are in. That little teeny tiny quarterback from Alabama was taken no. 1 overall. A bajillion trades were made for no reason. Everyone’s mock drafts were wrong. And with every major event, there are winners and there are certainly winners. Let’s start off with the […]
Last week, ESPN baseball reporter, Marly Rivera, got into a verbal disagreement with freelance TV reporter, Ivon Gaete, as Rivera and Gaeta waited behind Aaron Judge for an interview while he was signing baseballs for children. Here’s a clip of what went down: The moment that ended Marly Rivera Couldn’t have happened to a worse […]
Following the end of the 2023 women’s March Madness tournament, Louisville star guard, Hailey Van Lith, quietly entered the transfer portal. Van Lith was a McDonald’s High School All-American before heading to Louisville and being vital in their recent success including a trip to the Final Four two seasons ago. After averaging a career-high 19.7 […]
The Knicks just dragged the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 5 to advance to the next round of the playoffs. Going into this series, the narrative was that Cleveland had a frontcourt advantage with All-Star Jarrett Allen and Defensive Player of the Year runner-up Evan Mobley. But no one accounted for the Knicks secret weapon: Mitchell […]
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