This is the most competitive Western Conference race of my NBA-watching life. The best team right now is the Minnesota Timberwolves and if they went on a 10-game losing streak would you be surprised at all? The 13-10 Houston Rockets currently sit at the 11th seed ahead of the Phoenix Suns. Everyone in that building […]
NFL Week 15 just happened and there are still 3 more weeks left in what feels like the longest and worst NFL season of my lifetime—but that’s a conversation for another day. Right now, let’s make fun of some people who had a rough week. Here are the biggest losers of NFL Week 15: […]
Have you ever reached in the fridge for milk only to open it up and realize it’s gone bad? That smell of dead bodies reminding you it’s time to go grocery shopping again. Some people refuse to acknowledge their milk’s gone bad and they pour that curlded nightmare into their cereal anyway. Like the Los […]
Every now and then, someone gets in front of a microphone and elects to share information about themselves they 1000% should not be sharing. This week, it was Charissa Thompson who went on Barstool Sports’s Pardon My Take and tried to be one of the boys but accidentally told on herself. Here’s what Charissa said […]
No one enjoys going into a job and being compared to one of the greatest ever. It puts an unearthly level of pressure on someone. One time I started a busboy job and on the first day, the staff kept telling me stories about how talented Andre was—the busboy who held it down before me. […]
This morning, I checked the most recent MVP odds and was shocked to see Tua Tagovailoa with the second-best odds behind Patrick Mahomes. Sure, the Miami Dolphins are leading the league with 498 yards a game (with the second-best offense averaging literally 100 fewer yards) and sure, the Dolphins are 5-1 and look like one […]
Turning Deadseriousness into a fully dedicated sports site might’ve been one of the worst mistakes of my life. Well, I’ve made some tremendous mistakes and almost all of them happened after one sip of Bud Light (sponsor the site) but as far as career choices go, I elected to spend all of my time attempting […]
After going down 0-20 (and 0-60 in their first 6 quarters of the 2023 NFL season) the New York Giants stormed back for a 31-28 win over a Cardinals team that never should’ve had a lead. Here are my 3 biggest takeaways from the Giants Week 2 W over the Cardinals: […]
We live in a country where we have all lost faith in our leaders. Many of us have turned to dangerous conspiracy theories to help our brains comprehend how atrociously ineffective our government has become. Antisemitism is on the rise as people point fingers at shadowy, imaginary Jews in power who are manipulating us so […]
The NFL is the last sport where men are allowed to be men. Real quick, here are the 3 places where you’re still allowed to be a guy: 1. The NFL 2. Donald Trump’s cabinet. 3. The Jiffy Lube break room. Anyway, these players are our modern gladiators. And sometimes practices get real—punches get thrown. […]
Singer Baby Storme had a vision for a perfect music video—she and her friends dancing in the local Target—but those dreams became a nightmare when a racist Target employee called the police on her. Here is some of the footage she captured before the pigs came to take a black queen down. Black musical artist […]
Jameson Williams was selected with the no. 12 pick in the 2022 NFL Draft by the Detroit Lions after a season in Alabama where he led the SEC in receiving. Then he tore his ACL and missed most of his rookie year in Detroit. He has one career catch. A 41-yard touchdown. But still, just […]
Saquon Barkley and the New York Giants failed to agree on a long-term contract before Monday’s 4pm deadline. Barkley now has a $10.1 franchise tag sitting in front of him he can either sign or hold out and refuse to play for the team. It is what it is — Saquon Barkley (@saquon) July 17, […]
There is nothing lamer than going out of your way trying to be cool. Ja Morant cannot stop himself from being the corniest guy in the world. Last season, The NBA suspended Morant. He was forced to go to fake gangbanging rehab after being filmed shirtless and waving his gun at a strip club. He […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 New York Knicks won 47 games and finished 5th in the Eastern Conference. The team finished 3rd in offensive rating and 7th in net rating. They were a Top 10 team in the […]
Whenever people talk about this Golden State Warriors run, there is always a mention of how many Hall of Famers they have. When referring to Steph Curry, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green, people will say all 3 players belong in the HoF but we really need to stop all pretending as if Green is some […]
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