Four snaps into the 2023 NFL season, Aaron Rodgers tore his achilles. An entire offseason predicting the New York Jets Super Bowl potential with their new star QB ended before I even turned to ESPN for the Monday Night Football game. He did throw one pass though. It was incomplete. Let’s put a pin in […]
Click here for the mobile version The 2023 New York Giants are the worst team I’ve ever watched. I was going to say they are ‘arguably’ the worst team but I would easily win all of those arguments. They just got BLOWN OUT by a team starting a rookie quarterback a few days after the […]
The New York Giants lost. Again. This time to the Miami Dolphins in Florida. It wasn’t nearly as embarrassing as the Monday night stomping by the Seahawks but Daniel Jones went out with an injury so yea, this might be the final takeaways article of the year. There is truly nothing left to look forward […]
This is the worst part of the WWE calendar. They treat Survivor Series like one of the most important PPVs but the lead-up to that event is always filler nonsense with no real stakes or interesting stories. 2023 WWE Fastlane was fine, I reckon, but it was mostly just another opportunity for Pat McAfee to […]
Colin Cowherd is the most popular sports radio host in the country. All of his segments are sharp, finely-tuned, art. This week, he did an incredibly well-researched segment breaking down which quarterbacks in the NFL have no chance of ever winning a Super Bowl: On today’s show, Colin Cowherd mentioned Dwayne Haskins as one […]
It’s been an interesting month for (former) Toronto Blue Jays pitcher Anthony Bass. He shared a video of a Christian influencer urging people to boycott Bud Light and Target for daring to sell their products to gay people. Not a great look for a Blue Jays organization in the midst of marketing their upcoming Pride […]
It’s difficult to stop my eyes from rolling out of my skull when a community known for excluding people they perceive to be less than, is crying about injustices. Since the inception of LIV Golf, golf geeks have been complaining about the league funded by the Saudi Arabian Public Investment Fund which is primarily run […]
This article is going to hurt to write. As a lifelong Knicks fan, it brings me no joy to make this statement but after watching this team lose 101-109 in Game 4 to the Miami Heat to go down 3-1 in the Eastern Conference Semifinals I have no choice but to make this unfortunate announcement: […]
Tiger Woods is known for two things: being the greatest golfer of all time and his uncontrollable desire to sleep with every waitress and cashier that makes eye contact with him. This week, Tiger built onto his horny legacy with the brutal dumping of his girlfriend, Erica Herman. Here are the details of Tiger’s newest […]
George Kittle might be looked at as the best tight end in the NFL if the San Francisco 49ers found a consistent starting quarterback. They thought they found someone in Trey Lance but his leg immediately exploded so we have no idea if he can ball or not and Brock Purdy emerged out of nowhere […]
I hate to write back-to-back pieces about the Los Angeles Lakers but as I was going through the team’s depth chart to see where D’Angelo Russell fits in, I noticed they don’t need to wait for Bronny to be drafted for a father and son to play together. Malik Beasley and Scottie Pippen Jr will […]
On June 22nd, 2017, the Los Angeles Lakers traded D’Angelo Russell to the Brooklyn Nets because Russell tried to ‘prank’ his teammate Nick Young by recording him bragging about cheating on Iggy Azalea but the video was leaked and the prank instantly ruined people’s lives. 6 years later and D’Angelo Russell will be back in […]
Some people go to work, collect their paychecks and then go home. Some people go to work and have sex with their subordinates while their wife films it. Banks County Elementary School Principal Dana Simmons fits more into the latter. Let’s see what we down during recess: A Georgia elementary school principal and a gym […]
Entering the 2022 NFL season, no one expected Daniel Jones to be in a position to be making contract demands but fast forward a year and thanks to the help of a brand new coaching staff and front office, DJ has found himself with real leverage. #Giants QB Daniel Jones’s price tag is believed to […]
The New York Knicks needed to make a move at the trade deadline. There were too many talented players sitting on the bench begging for playing time to ignore. Well, the Knicks have now added a new player who will be battling for minutes in coach Thibs’s tight rotation. The Trail Blazers are trading Josh […]
We did it. We finally made it through the 2022 NFL season. Sure, we had to get through watching Skylar Thompson and Sam Howell play football but it’s finally over. We don’t have to watch players play through concussions or have their hearts stop at midfield. Here are the 7 biggest losers of NFL Week […]
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