Last week, Pittsburgh Steelers QB, Dwayne Haskins, passed away after being struck by a dump truck trying to cross the highway. Shit sucks. As much as I mocked his attempt to play for Washington, there was still a massive chance the 24-year old could turn things around. Far too early in that young man’s career […]
Ron DeSantis is the Republican governor of Florida who is dead set on becoming the next Donald Trump but with none of the funny quotes and all of the ignorant racism. Recently, he passed the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill to ruin the lives of young children and now he’s attempting to fix families with a […]
Cam Newton is miraculous. A true one-of-a-kind unicorn. We have never, in the history of history, witnessed a football player look so cool on the field and be such a fucking loser off of it. His ability to amaze you with a football in his hands matched with his ability to just be the biggest […]
Joel Embiid just won the scoring title. He’s most likely going to be the runner-up for the 2022 MVP award. He has solidified himself as one of the best big men in NBA history. But unfortunately, he plays for the Philadelphia 76ers which means he’ll never win a championship. The Sixers will face the Toronto […]
For some reason, people are interviewing Carolina Panthers sometimes quarterback, Sam Darnold and for some reason, Darnold has a lot to say for a guy who has thrown only 18 touchdowns to 24 interceptions the last two seasons. Here’s some cute quotes Darnold gave in this interview: “I have enough security in myself where I […]
Thanks to WWE’s relationship with Peacock, I was able to sit down and watch Wrestlemania 38 without trying to figure out where the fuck one locates the ‘pay per view’ channel in 2022. I’m aware this article is going to come off as if it were written by an elderly man but I swear I […]
The NBA is a league where a team can dramatically change the trajectory of their organization with one single trade yet so many teams are afraid to swing for the fences or admit when their previous swings for the fences have failed. You can keep treading water OR..you can blow. it. up. Here are 5 […]
The Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA Title 18 months ago. They are now struggling to make the 10th seed and it is now being reported the team will be firing head coach, Frank Vogel, when this terrible season finally ends. The Lakers—a team with LeBron fucking James on the roster—is ranked 23rd in offensive […]
Carson Wentz is the most unique quarterback in the NFL. There is no one else in professional football who is capable of reaching the highest highs and the lowest lows in back-to-back possessions. Trade terms, per sources… Colts get: 🏈2022 third-round pick 🏈2023 third-round pick that can become a second if Carson Wentz plays 70 […]
It’s extremely lame signing onto Twitter dot com and pretending to be a body language expert capable of dissecting every player’s movements and determining what is going on in their mind. But I can’t see these clips of Julius Randle behaving like a toddler and ignore his nonsense. Here is Randle Sunday night against the Utah […]
I was prepared to open up my laptop and shit all over the Giants signing Tyrod Taylor. After the years of Dave Gettleman having no idea how to run a football team, I’ve been conditioned to assume the worst. But I sat and reflected for a moment. Remembering there’s a brand new front office, it’s […]
If you want to start a new sport but don’t know where to start, you’ve come to the perfect place. It’s difficult to choose among so many sports, especially if you’ve never tried one before. While it may appear tough at first, there are some questions to ask yourself to help you make the proper […]
The rapist Ben Roethlisberger has finally retired and the Pittsburgh Steelers appear to have made zero plans for his departure leading to one of the weirdest quarterback rooms in the NFL. Mason Rudolph will be entering the season as the favorite to lead the offense. Last time Rudolph started a game, the Steelers lost. He […]
While everyone is celebrating the return of Major League Baseball following a lockout that should’ve never occurred, I am dumbfounded by the lastest maneuver of my beloved New York Yankees. Source confirms: Josh Donaldson and Isiah Kiner-Falefa traded to #Yankees, with Gary Sánchez and Gio Urshela going to #Twins. @JeffPassan was first to report. @mlb […]
When an NBA player struggles and turns into the butt of every Twitter joke, there hits an inevitable tipping point when it is no longer funny. That accelerates when the player being clowned has to speak out and discuss how the jokes are affecting his family. Here’s Russell Westbrook passionately explaining how much the nickname […]
Baker Mayfield is one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL. He’s too small to see down the field over his offensive linemen and sends the worst passes blindly that come nowhere near his receivers. Enter Amari Cooper, his newest victim. Cowboys are finalizing a trade to send WR Amari Cooper and a sixth-round pick […]
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