*hits vape* Ah, NFL Week 14 *blows out the most obnoxious berry-flavored vape smoke cloud* what a week, what a week. Justin Herbert put a bullet to the temple of every hot take artist claiming Tua Tagavailoa was a better QB. The Carolina Panthers are somehow good again. The Chiefs knocked the Jesus out of […]
NFL Week 5 was amazing and by amazing I mean the Giants won in London against a team they had no business beating. Some other stuff happened too, I reckon. But like every week, there were some big ol losers. Here are the 7 biggest losers of NFL Week 5: 1. Matt Rhule The #Panthers […]
Saquon Barkley had a massive uphill battle when the worst GM in the history of professional sports elected to draft him with the no. 2 overall pick in 2018. Eli Manning was clearly declining and the Giants had the opportunity to select Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson—two future Hall of Famers—but instead, they drafted a […]
People write their winners and losers columns and I am going to solely focus on the losers every week. Not because I’m like a negative guy or miserable or anything like that. It’s just funnier to make fun of Kyler Murray watching more Twitch streams than game film. Here are the 9 biggest losers of […]
Ron DeSantis is the Republican governor of Florida who is dead set on becoming the next Donald Trump but with none of the funny quotes and all of the ignorant racism. Recently, he passed the ‘Don’t Say Gay’ bill to ruin the lives of young children and now he’s attempting to fix families with a […]
Cam Newton is miraculous. A true one-of-a-kind unicorn. We have never, in the history of history, witnessed a football player look so cool on the field and be such a fucking loser off of it. His ability to amaze you with a football in his hands matched with his ability to just be the biggest […]
Every year, MLB writers discover brand new ways to make the Hall of Fame voting about themselves rather than the legendary players whose legacies they are destroying for a crumb of attention. Whether it’s choosing to be the one asshole who refuses to vote for Derek Jeter, claiming no player deserves to be voted in […]
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