Last week, Chinese professional tennis player, Peng Shuai, posted online about her relationship with a high-ranking Chinese official. Shuai says the relationship ended with a sexual assault. That post was taken down minutes after it went live. You couldn’t search the name ‘Peng Shuai’ due to China’s strict censorship. You couldn’t even search the word […]
Today it is being reported that Washington Wizards GM, Tommy Sheppard, is getting both a contract extension as well as a promotion to team president as this team sits at 10-3 as the best team in the Eastern Conference somehow. Last season, this team barely landed at the 8th seed. They traded away future Hall […]
First round pick, Zach Wilson, is still nursing a sprained PCL. Backup, Mike White, has returned to Earth with a 4 interception stinker. But the 2-7 New York Jets are finally ready to break glass for emergency to unleash their secret weapon on their Week 11 opponents. 11 touchdowns and no interceptions with a 117.2 […]
It is being reported that the Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers, will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena starting December 25th. It is a 20-year deal worth $700 million and starting Christmas Day, cryptocurrency will get nonstop name placement on ESPN and etc. Most of the reaction has less to do with a […]
Brandon Boston Jr was selected 51st overall by the Los Angeles Clippers and was supposed to quietly develop in the G-League while Kawhi Leonard leads this team to a championship parade buuuut plans change. With Terrence Mann out and Nic Batum on a minutes restriction, Boston was given an opportunity on Tuesday night against the […]
Biggest storyline of the season I mean like, I can’t even be cute and talk about injuries or defense as if Kyrie Irving is one week away from hosting a Trump rally in Williamsburg. It’s tough for a 29-year old who clearly cares about good causes to have this identity crisis so publicly when […]
Biggest storyline of the season: The Lakers are the oldest team in the NBA. I’m sure this is the first time you’re hearing this but it’s true. They are geriatric. But the biggest storyline for the Lakers is dropping the atomic bomb that is Russell Westbrook. We can talk about his intensity and […]
Biggest storyline of the season: Some people can talk about Julius Randle’s regression. Others will bring up the rise of RJ Barrett. Are the Knicks angling for a Dame Lillard trade? I’ve heard it all. But the biggest storyline of the year is the return of Tom Thibodeau. There’s a reason why Thibs […]
This morning, the Minnesota Timberwolves just traded away their 22-year old 2019 lottery pick, Jarrett Culver, to the Memphis Grizzlies in exchange for 33-year old Patrick Beverley. After an offseason in which the T-Wolves did *Googles*…nothing….the front office decided it behooved them to trade away one of their few good young assets in order to […]
Dads, brothers, siblings, whoever you are, you know how enjoyable sports are when watching at home. It doesn’t matter if you’re into NFL, NBA, MLB, or have a passing interest in MLS after catching a glimpse of Euro 2020; sports are awesome. They bring people together; they connect on a primal level that is impossible […]
Tim Tebow spent the entire weekend trending following his first preseason game with the Jacksonville Jaguars as he made his first career appearance playing tight end. It didn’t go well. Tim Tebow: TE1pic.twitter.com/1mih6jFhUk — PFF (@PFF) August 15, 2021 Honestly, the Tebow block that went viral wasn’t even his worst block of the night. This […]
As a proud New York Giants sicko, I was doing some quiet Daniel Jones research and remembered that Dwayne Haskins was projected to have a better career than Jones—hilarious considering I had to then Google Haskins just to see if he were still on an NFL roster. He appears to be a Pittsburgh Steeler. Ok. […]
Last season, Buster Posey took the year off due to the whole global pandemic thing that baseball did not handle well at all. In 2019, Posey had clearly declined and was no longer in the discussion as one of the best catchers in baseball. At age 34 and in his 11th season of major league […]
On Wednesday night, the Arizona Diamondbacks lost 7-13 to the San Francisco Giants marking their 22nd consecutive road loss. That ties an MLB record with the 1943 Philadelphia Athletics and 1963 New York Mets. Baseball was played in suits and ties back then. The Diamondbacks have not won a road game since April 25th. It […]
Last week, the New York Yankees designated first baseman, Mike Ford, for assignment after a pretty abysmal season batting .133. That’s 8 hits in 60 at-bats. That level of production will get you designated for assignment 11 times out of 10. But there’s bad news: he’s being traded to the Devil Rays. Earlier today, the […]
I’ve spent so much time defending Ben Simmons against lazy and reductive takes about his inability to shoot from the perimeter and blah blah but after the Sixers just blew a 26-point lead at home to the Atlanta Hawks to go down 3-2 in their series. This historic collapse isn’t entirely on the shoulders of […]
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