When Zohran Mamdani was a teenager, he identified his race as both “Asian” and “Black or African American” on college applications.
Does this look like Tiger Woods to you?
(I swear I didn’t Google image search “Zohran Mamdani hot” for this photo. His face is just symmetrical as hell.)
Meet Zohran Mamdani: the lying, radical, communist, anarchist, fascist, hot, sociopath attempting to steal New York City—as per the devil’s request.
Last week, the New York Times dropped a bombshell report.
The cat was out of the bag.
Mamdani lied about his race on a college application.
Zohran was actually born in Uganda to an Indian family.
He’s a muslim trying to do Islamic shit in the biggest city in America—right under noses.
He’s a liar.
I’m not going to elect a mayor on false pretenses, allowing this charlatan to seize power over my beloved city.
And if you don’t live in the city, you should still be worried about this socialist’s disgusting, stupid ideas spreading nationwide and infecting all of your children.
Honestly, in a way, Zohran Mamdani is a groomer and it’s sick we’re allowing him to even run.
Just look at the evil policies—look at the tyranny this man is about to put upon honest New Yorkers:
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City-owned grocery stores
Zohran wants to make groceries affordable and plans to create city-owned grocery stores—which could lower costs by using city land or buildings, buying food wholesale and being exempt from property taxes.
So he wants us all to buy food from the state and be regulated by institutions like the FDA?
Lol, yea right.
Thankfully, we have RFK, as we speak, us cutting all food and drug regulations—allowing cheap, penny-pinching companies to put new, innovative, interesting, maybe-not-quite-food in our food.
RFK is stimulating competition and innovation in the food industry.
Cocaine is coming back in Coca-Cola.
And you want me to trust the guy who wants to use, what are most likely vacant lots and buildings, and turn them into affordable, healthy (by FDA standards) grocery stores, so I have more money in my pockets?
His ideas are soooo bad.
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Rent Freeze
This piece of garbage wants to freeze rent, which sounds like a term that means cancelling rent altogether but it’s actually just preventing landlords from further raising rent prices—which is even worse.
Classic communist trying to stop landlords from raising their rents for no reason and kicking families out on the street.
Um, if you can’t afford your sudden rent increase while living in the most expensive city in America—then maybe try working harder.
Idiot.
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Accused Israel of committing genocide
You may think to yourself, “Why should I care what the NYC Mayor thinks about foreign conflicts?”
Well, have you considered that Jewish people live in both New York AND Israel?
Sooo, yea.
Exactly.
Oh, he also wants to make child care more affordable and build up a community safety team, separate from the Police Department, to respond to people having mental health crises.
It’s the Soviet Union all over again.
And I cannot stress enough that when he was 17, he lied about being an Asian African—even though he’s actually not.
He’s an Asian from Africa.
Totallyyy different.
This is important to me, dearly.
How do you expect me to vote for a lying dummy?
Luckily, the country is under the control of the smooth, steady, Trump ship.
Let’s quickly talk about one of my favorite leaders. Someone whom Zohran Mamdani should be taking lessons from if he wants to succeed as a politician.
Kristi Noem
Kristi Noem was the governor of South Dakota—best known for fighting against illegal nationwide Covid-19 lockdowns and keeping the state open.
Sure, a South Dakota meat plant had the biggest spread of Coronavirus during the pandemic—meat that gets distributed across the country—but that’s how you build immunity
. If anything, Noem saved us all.
Well, those that are still with us.
So needless to say, Kristi Noem has absolutely no problem killing people—a characteristic we should normalize and champion.
You gotta be able to watch innocent people die based on gut decisions you make on a whim.
That’s how you lead men.
Noem is now the Secretary of Homeland Security.
The first thing she did was remove refugee status from hundreds of thousands of immigrants from Venezuela.
Love her priorities.
Find your new parking spot outside the building, figure out where your lunch fits in the office fridge and immediately make people’s lives worse.
She also runs FEMA, apparently.
A devastating flood destroyed Texas last weekend.
As of right now, 121 people have lost their lives and 160 people are still missing.
Recently, Kristi Noem created a rule designed to cut spending: Every contract and grant over $100,000 now requires her personal sign-off before any funds can be released.
So basically, if there are any natural disasters, Noem has to personally sign off on all aid.
So if a disaster were to happen on a Friday night, Kristi Noem wouldn’t get a chance to even review any of the information until, like, Monday afternoon.
The Trump administration has wanted to get rid of FEMA since the beginning.
In February, all employees received emails warning them of massive layoffs.
It’s just too expensive to have a department dedicated to helping Americans deal with natural disasters.
So, with no one working at FEMA and Noem needing to individually comb through any grant of more than $100,000, flood victims were on their own.
As it should be.
Why should the US Government spend a dime helping people survive an inevitable disaster when they can pour billions and billions into ICE—the government agency responsible for keeping the streets safe from anyone who listens to bachata?
Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill gives ICE a $45 billion budget increase to help our fight against anyone with an accent. Kristi Noem is also the head of ICE so she can’t let any dollars go to FEMA, especially with ICE already getting $45 billion. What if that’s not enough money to hire an army of Aubrey Huffs to terrorize Latin communities?
Plus, look how cool Kristi Noem looks in ICE gear.
Zohran can learn a lot from Kristi Noem. Your job is to kill and deport—not feed and house. Dummy.
Thanks for reading.
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