This has been a tough year for so many of us but none of us has had it harder than Green Bay Packers star quarterback, Aaron Rodgers, who lost a 13-10 heartbreaker to the San Francisco 49ers this weekend thus ending his hopes of returning to the Super Bowl to play in his home state of California.
Rodgers finished his 2021 MVP-caliber season with 37 touchdowns to only 4 interceptions. He led the NFL in both quarterback rating and QBR—which are two different stats for some reason but still impressive to be the best at both things, I reckon.
But the playoff loss wasn’t even the hardest part of his year.
The poor guy became the focus of the national media following a positive Covid test in November shortly after his totally not at all lame as fuck Halloween photos dressed as John Wick with no face masks in sight.
People were mad at Rodgers for pretending as if he was vaccinated all season but they don’t understand.
See, he was spending the year doing his own at-home remedies to treat his body against the virus like consuming animal de-worming medicine off the recommendation of dear friend and medical expert, Joe Rogan—the former host of Fear Factor and Comedy Central’s ‘Man Show’.
Aaron Rodgers has used his weekly interview on Pat McAfee’s online radio Youtube show thing to finally speak his truth and has been silenced by the woke media. Following his radio appearance in which he claimed the woke mob was cancelling him, Rodgers has been brutally punished.
Instead of being championed for fighting against an oppressive system that is forcing people to *squints* get medicine to fight a virus that has 5.6 million people worldwide and nearly 1 million people in America alone, Rodgers is being ostracized by the liberal media for simply speaking his mind and pushing against propaganda.
It’s difficult not to feel bad for a guy who is being silenced. He only gets to go on a weekly radio show that has millions of listeners to freely say whatever he wants. He only recently got to do a phone interview with an ESPN columnist last week to freely say whatever he wants for the biggest sports brand on the planet.
Sure, he’s most likely going to win the NFL MVP award but one guy said he wasn’t voting for him because of Rodgers’s statements this season so if one person isn’t voting for him, that means he is being cancelled.
Aaron Rodgers just finished the second year of his $134 million contract. He’s set to make $26 million next season. Do you understand how difficult it must be for him? Being able to purchase whatever he wants, whenever he wants. I’m stressed just thinking about that.
Rodgers has become the new Colin Kaepernick.
He’s being blackballed for speaking out against and fighting for what he believes in. There are hardly any differences between these two men. Except, Kaepernick fought against police brutality and was kicked out of the NFL while Rodgers is fighting against *squints one more time to be sure* medicine, and can freely play in the NFL as long as he wants. Other than those two tiny differences, they are basically the same. Oh, and in 2021, there were only 15 days all fucking year where a police officer didn’t murder someone.
Anyway, I feel bad for Rodgers.
It’s a shame he’s being cancelled and we won’t hear from him until Wednesday when he goes on a radio show and talks with no interruptions or pushback for like, an hour and then gets a six-figure direct deposit from the Packers or some Nike endorsement or whatever the fuck.
Poor guy.
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