Wayne Brady Fuuuuuuucks

Wayne Brady has had 4 waves over the course of his career.

Brady’s first wave was being the lowkey most talented member of the Whose Line Is It Anyway cast, singing and dancing his way into our hearts. This man was on my television every single night. He was astronomically more talented than the host, Drew Carey.

The second wave was his appearance on the Chappelle’s Show where he mocked the reputation he created for himself on Whose Line.

Once a day, I say to myself “Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?”. One of the greatest sketches in comedy history.

Fast forward to 2023 and yea, let’s just say Dave Chapelle and Wayne Brady have different opinions on the trans community.

Then came the third wave of his career where he hosts Let’s Make a Deal and shows up on Dancing With The Stars to fill out the cast when former Dance Moms girls and Real Housewives turn down the show.

And welcome to the fourth wave of Wayne Brady’s career where he sits down with People Magazine to let the world know that he can and will hump whatever is in front of him.

“I am pansexual. Bisexual — with an open mind!”

“I came to pansexual because — and I know that I’m completely messing up the dictionary meaning — but to me, pan means being able to be attracted to anyone who identifies as gay, straight, bi, transsexual or non-binary. Being able to be attracted across the board,”

Apparently, Wayne Brady has a new reality show coming to Hulu about his actual life and his relationship with his ex-wife/business partner so expect most of the first few episodes to be about Wayne slurping on every man, woman and everything in between.

Genius move by Wayne.

If you’re a horny, divorced celebrity who wants the world to know your holes are open for business then you can call up People Magazine or pitch a Hulu reality series and next thing you know, your phone is flooded with wee-wees and nipples and shit. Goals.

Also real quick, I don’t know much about the differences between bisexual and pansexual but I love the idea of Wayne Brady not knowing the real difference either but sort of implying “I will bang ANYONE”. My man put up the butthole bat signal.

I just know Wayne Brady is getting his back blown out while blowing someone else’s back out as this very second. Nothing but respect for this horny legend.

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