On Saturday afternoon, the New York Yankees dogwalked the last-place Colorado Rockies, winning 13-1. Aaron Judge hit a first-inning, 2-out homer, his AL-leading 18th of the year, and the game was pretty much over as soon as it started. AARON JUDGE HOME RUN NUMBER 18 pic.twitter.com/142lYcK6lu — Talkin’ Yanks (@TalkinYanks) May 24, 2025 If that […]
Welcome to Crying in Baseball, Deadseriousness’s weekly baseball column, where I cry and complain about all things Major League Baseball. This week, we’ve got Juan Soto’s sad return to The Bronx, an automatic strike zone that may not be so automatic and the return of Pete Rose. Juan Soto: The One Who Got Away […]
The New York Yankees 2025 season ended in Spring Training following the injuries of starting pitchers Gerrit Cole and Luis Gil. Gerrit Cole was the 2023 Cy Young winner. He threw 12.2 innings in the 2024 World Series, holding the Los Angeles Dodgers All-Star-stuffed lineup to just 1 earned run. Luis Gil was named the […]
On Saturday afternoon, the New York Yankees turned the Milwaukee Brewers into the Milwaukee sewers—pissing all over them in a 20-9 beatdown—to the point where I was genuinely concerned Milwaukee may still believe these are just Spring Training scrimmages. The Yankees started the game hitting 3 consecutive home runs off the first 3 pitches. It […]
It wasn’t that long ago I was HYPED for the Yankees 2025 pitching rotation. They signed 2-time All-Star and World Series Champ, Max Fried, to an 8-year, $218 million deal. The Yankees had such a great rotation, they were letting Marcus Stroman’s phone calls go right to voicemail. That’s over. Pitchers and catchers reported like, […]
After decades of tyranny against male expression and individuality to manufacture some antiquated depiction of “class” and “professionalism”, the New York Yankees have finally ended their fascist policy against beards, allowing their players to now grow facial hair. High-ranking Yankees officials, including owner Hal Steinbrenner, spoke with a number of players and former players […]
Mariano Rivera may be the greatest pitcher of all time. I know he only pitched one inning a night but every pitch he threw landed in a mitt. You could not score runs against this alien. The New York Yankees don’t win all those championships without Mariano making professional hitters look like me in the […]
As a Yankees fan, I’m conflicted. On one hand, I should be celebrating the arrival of Cody Bellinger. After missing out on Juan Soto thanks to an overzealous security guard cosplaying as Ethan Kopech from the new Netflix movie, Carry-On, the Yankees managed to take the billion dollars meant for Soto’s wallet and distribute it […]
Over the weekend, my wife and I were harassed by my wife’s boyfriend who could not leave me alone about Juan Soto choosing to take the New York Mets blood money over re-joining the most prestigious organization in professional sports and electing not to create a legacy for himself and his ancestors. Mets fans are […]
The Juan Soto decision is in. BREAKING: Superstar outfielder Juan Soto and the New York Mets are in agreement on a 15-year, $765 million contract, sources tell ESPN. It is the largest deal in professional sports history. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 9, 2024 Juan Soto will be moving to Queens for the next 15 […]
Today, reports are suggesting that Juan Soto contract talks have exceeded the $600 million range as the Yankees, Red Sox, Mets, Dodgers and Blue Jays continue to fight over the 26-year-old 4-time MLB All-Star. But Soto has yet to make his decision. Here’s what his agent Scott Boras, because of course his agent is Scott […]
Aaron Judge almost won the Triple Crown this season. He finished 1st in homers (58), 1st in RBIs (144) and 3rd in batting average (.322). He also led all of baseball in on-base percentage, slugging, OPS, OPS+ and wRC+. And all of this was a season after he won the MVP and set a new […]
The Yankees used to have a permanent residency in the World Series but they haven’t been to the Promised Land since 2009. Whether it was Joe Girardi being too tight or Aaron Boone being too loose or injuries or the Houston Astros knowing what pitch was coming or Aroldis Chapman giving up bombs and smiling […]
Aaron Judge went into the 2022 season on the final year of his contract. He then hit the most home runs in American League history and won the MVP Award. Greatest contract year ever. Gleyber Torres went into 2024 on the final year of his contract and within the first two weeks of the season, […]
Over the weekend, the New York Yankees made a huge deal with the Miami Marlins to acquire 26-year-old (1-time) All-Star, Jazz Chisholm Jr. BREAKING: The New York Yankees are finalizing a deal to acquire outfielder Jazz Chisholm from the Miami Marlins, sources tell ESPN. — Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 27, 2024 Prior to this deal, […]
On June 14th, the Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox 8-1, improving to 50-22, the best record in baseball. Then Boston won the next two games of the series, including a game where they stole 9 bases on the Yankees. 9 stolen bases. Straight up embarrassed New York. And the team hasn’t been the since. […]
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