For most of my adult life, the New York Knicks have had terrible NBA Drafts. From drafting Jordan Hill in 2009 with the no. 8 pick when the team was clearly being built around David Lee and it made no sense to pick another big man who plays the same position—especially when DeMar DeRozan was […]
Kyrie Irving has until June 29th to decide whether or not to pick up his $36.9 million player option and return to the Brooklyn Nets but a new report today claims Kyrie and Brooklyn are not on the same page and he could walk away from the team and enter free agency. Kevin Durant and […]
Prior to the 2021-2022 NBA season, Andrew Wiggins refused to get the coronavirus vaccine which was required in San Francisco for large indoor events meaning Wiggins was going to miss Golden State Warriors home games for no reason outside of probably receiving a shitload of fake information mixed in with a fear of needles. Outside […]
For the past SEVEN years, this weirdo on Youtube has been pretending to be Klay Thompson to prank people or whatever it is the least funny people on Youtube do for attention. We may finally have relief from his tyranny after Monday night’s Finals game between the Warriors and Celtics. Here’s the official letter of […]
The Boston Celtics have miraculously found themselves in the NBA Finals despite their inability to dribble, pass nor shoot a basketball. They are now down 3-2 after losing Game 5 on Monday night 104-94. Boston is setting records with the number of times they give the ball to the Golden State Warriors. The game literally […]
Over the weekend, Quin Snyder casually stepped down as the Utah Jazz head coach. He has the second-most wins in franchise history. He’s made the playoffs 6 straight seasons. All while standing on the sidelines looking like he’s one shot of Jack Daniels away from rock bottom. Quin Snyder could’ve had this gig for life […]
Game 2 of the 2022 NBA Finals will be looked upon as the Draymond Green game. Let’s quickly look at Draymond’s phenomenal Game 1 performance: 4 points 2-for-12 from the field 0-for-4 from 3 0-for-3 from the free throw line 3 turnovers 6 fouls Draymond is an incredibly online athlete who constantly searches his own […]
On August 4th, the Boston Celtics signed Enes Kanter to a 1-year $2.7 million contract. Lucrative. It seemed like a favor from an old friend. Earlier that summer, head coach Brad Stevens stepped down and somehow immediately received a promotion into the front office. Stevens traded for Al Horford who he coached from 2016-19 and […]
According to everyone with a blue checkmark on Twitter, there is nothing more exciting than a Game 7. Your wedding day, the birth of your first child, losing your virginity. All meaningless compared tp a Game 7. The most recent NBA Game 7 was exciting for the Dallas Mavericks, who won by 33. Not so […]
It’s difficult to call the Charlotte Hornets 2021-22 NBA season a disappointment. Sure, they finished as the 10th seed again but they won 10 more games than they did last year. Unfortunately, they still fired their head coach and there are rumors they are about to interview Mike D’Antoni. Amazing. Mike D’Antoni is one of […]
The playoffs are the best time to make wildly irrational takes based on quite literally the tiniest sample size ever solely because the games ‘matter more’ or whatever. Stephen A. Smith gets to yell even harder at Kyrie Irving for costing the Brooklyn Nets a chance at the title even though it had more to […]
The Atlanta Hawks are out getting ragdolled by the Miami Heat in the first round of the playoffs. They took one game on a last-second shot by Trae Young but outside of that narrow victory, they appear to be a college team being dominated by a group of grown-ass men. But there is a secret […]
The Phoenix Suns and the New Orleans Pelicans are tied 2-2 after the New Orleans Pelicans embarrassed the Suns 118-103 to win Game 4 and tie the series. Phoenix was far and away the best team in the regular season and should not be losing games to a team full of NBA 2K computer-generated players […]
The Brooklyn Nets are about to get swept out of the first round of the playoffs by the Boston Celtics and all eyes are on Ben Simmons making some triumphant return in a Game 4 of an elimination game having not played professional basketball since last April when he broke the record for the WORST […]
Joel Embiid just won the scoring title. He’s most likely going to be the runner-up for the 2022 MVP award. He has solidified himself as one of the best big men in NBA history. But unfortunately, he plays for the Philadelphia 76ers which means he’ll never win a championship. The Sixers will face the Toronto […]
The NBA is a league where a team can dramatically change the trajectory of their organization with one single trade yet so many teams are afraid to swing for the fences or admit when their previous swings for the fences have failed. You can keep treading water OR..you can blow. it. up. Here are 5 […]
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