On Sunday night, the Phoenix Suns beat the Denver Nuggets 129-124 to even up the series 2-2. We should be talking about the unbelievable performances of Nikola Jokic, Kevin Durant and Devin Booker but instead, we need to discuss a confrontation that took place at the end of the second half between Nikola Jokic and […]
This week on the Howard Stern show—a radio show that still exists in 2023 apparently—Howard blacked out and randomly revealed how upset he is by the way black NBA players treat him while he’s sitting courtside at their games. Here is a piece of the completely unprovoked Stern story: “The Knicks have been very kind […]
This week, the NBA awarded Joel Embiid with the 2022-23 MVP. All season, there was a debate between back-to-back winner, Nikola Jokic, and his runner-up every year, Embiid. Well, Joel finally won the trophy and a local Colorado newspaper columnist used this as an opportunity to share some of his weird-ass Jokic fan fiction. Mark […]
The Miam Heat came into Madison Square Garden for Game 1 and left with a massive 108-101 road victory to steal homecourt advantage away from the New York Knicks. A Knicks team that missed seemingly every single jump shot and shrunk in the second half while the Heat rose to the occasion. Here are 4 […]
The Golden State Warriors should be the defending champions easily mopping up this young Sacramento Kings team but instead, the two teams are going to 7 games after a big 118-99 victory in Game 6 by the Kings to extend this series. Sacramento got a huge boost from the 26 minutes in which Jordan Poole […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Milwaukee Bucks were 58-24, good enough for the no. 1 seed in the East. Naturally, you’d think the team with a Top 5 defense and the best record in the conference would have […]
The Knicks just dragged the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 5 to advance to the next round of the playoffs. Going into this series, the narrative was that Cleveland had a frontcourt advantage with All-Star Jarrett Allen and Defensive Player of the Year runner-up Evan Mobley. But no one accounted for the Knicks secret weapon: Mitchell […]
Ime Udoka was the Prince That Was Promised. In his first season ever as a head coach, he led the Boston Celtics to 51 wins and a trip to the NBA Finals against the Golden State Warriors. Everyone on the Celtics reached their full potential and Udoka was looking like the best head coach in […]
Two seasons ago, the Knicks made the playoffs for the first time in 8 years thanks to the Most Improved Player, Julius Randle, and Coach of the Year, Tom Thibodeau. And they were immediately sent on vacation thanks to Trae Young. It was Trae’s first career playoff series but it didn’t matter. He averaged 29 […]
Dillon Brooks is currently facing something that many of us spend our entire lives trying to avoid. Brooks is facing the consequences of his actions creeping up on him and in about a week, Dillon Brooks may need to learn how to drive a forklift soon because if the Memphis Grizzlies lose in the first […]
The Knicks Cavs Game 4 was the most important game of the series. The Knicks took a 102-93 victory at home and go up 3-1 against a Cleveland team that simply isn’t good enough to hang with them. The Knicks appear more ready for the big moment while the Cavs look ready for their summer […]
There is something about the NBA Playoffs that make certain players shrink in big moments and turns other players into giants among men capable of physically and mentally willing themselves to greatness. Jimmy Butler falls in the latter. JIMMY. BUTLER. 50 BALL. 🤯 pic.twitter.com/A2JSftABpe — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 25, 2023 Game 4’s are […]
This season the Sacramento Kings won 48 games—good enough for the 3 seed in the West. De’Aaron Fox is mostly responsible for the Kings suddenly transforming from a laughing stock to a legit contender to make the NBA Finals. Fox led the league in clutch points. He shot 52% from the field in clutch time. […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Chicago Bulls are 40-42 and the 9th seed in the Eastern Conference. Last season, this team finished 6th and lost in the first round to the Milwaukee Bucks. This year, they were largely […]
The Sacramento Kings are the second-best team in the Western Conference. They are up 2-0 on the seventh-seeded Golden State Warriors as they’re supposed to be because they’re the better basketball team and have been all year long. But the Warriors are running a full-court press with the media to let everyone know that the […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The Dallas Mavericks finished 38-44 and the 11th seed in a weak ass Western Conference after trading Spencer Dinwiddie, Dorian Finney-Smith, a 2029 first-round pick, and second-round picks in 2027 and 2029 for Kyrie Irving. […]
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