At age 30, Giannis Antetokounmpo is having one of the best seasons of his life. And it doesn’t matter. The Bucks are currently the 5th seed in the East behind an Indiana Pacers team led by a dork who hits more 3’s off the court than on it. Milwaukee started this season losing 8 of […]
The NBA is in crisis. The league has lost its footing in American culture. You can tell from the constant Anthony Edwards Christmas Sprite commercials. See, the NBA tries to trick you into believing they’re relevant by constantly shoving their stars in your face 24/7 but they’re barely keeping their heads above water. Their ratings […]
The Milwaukee Bucks fell to 1-6 after another back-breaking loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers. Giannis Antetokounmpo missed the game with some BS injury to help get him a bonus day off before the NBA’s dedication to get people out to the polls on Election Day. Not you, Jonathan Isaac. You can stay home. Milwaukee was […]
The league is losing one of the greats. 0-time NBA champion, Patrick Beverley, is taking his 6 points a game from last season and bringing it to Israel to play for Hapoel Tel Aviv BC. BREAKING: @patbev21 is headed to Europe. “They gave me everything I asked for… I couldn’t refuse.” Says Pat Bev He […]
I love Thanasis Antetokounmpo. To you, he’s the final minutes-eating, square-headed face of nepotism. To me, he’s the advancement of worker’s rights. Last week, the Milwaukee Bucks were eliminated from the 2024 NBA Playoffs by the Indiana Pacers. Giannis and Dame Lillard suffered injuries and surprisingly, Khris Middleton and Pat Bev couldn’t beat an actual […]
This season, it feels like anyone can win the championship. Sure, the Nuggets and Celtics have a better chance compared to like, the Bulls or whatever but with no real favorite, a few organizations whose seasons end earlier than expected will look around the building for people to fire or trade. In the past, this […]
Last offseason, the Philadelphia 76ers fired Doc Rivers, not for losing to a better team in the Boston Celtics but for blowing a 3-2 lead and the team looking like they could not wait to go home in Game 7. Rivers was then hired at ESPN and it felt like the Rivers head coach nonsense […]
I constantly try to make Deadseriousness stand out from the crowd. Zag when they zig. Or vice versa. Whatever. I would’ve loved nothing more than to see the Milwaukee Bucks hire Doc Rivers as their new head and coach and write an interesting article on how Doc is a smart hire and defensive coverages and […]
I don’t love doing Winners and Losers articles because so many sports sites vomit them out but then I remembered my shit’s better so here it is. Lillard goes Milwaukee as part of a 3-team deal with Jrue Holiday, Deandre Ayton, Toumani Camara, a 2029 unprotected MIL 1st, and unprotected MIL swap rights in 2028 […]
Welcome to the Deadseriousness Audit where we break down the season that was and preview the season to come. The 2022-23 Milwaukee Bucks were 58-24, good enough for the no. 1 seed in the East. Naturally, you’d think the team with a Top 5 defense and the best record in the conference would have […]
There is something about the NBA Playoffs that make certain players shrink in big moments and turns other players into giants among men capable of physically and mentally willing themselves to greatness. Jimmy Butler falls in the latter. JIMMY. BUTLER. 50 BALL. 🤯 pic.twitter.com/A2JSftABpe — Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) April 25, 2023 Game 4’s are […]
The NBA Power Rankings are BACK (Because I remembered to do them this week). We have about 20 games left in the season which is so weird since the All-Star game just happened. Remember when the All-Star game used to be like, in the middle of the season? Anyway, here are this week’s NBA […]
Biggest storyline of the season I wish I had something cuter to say here other than “can the Bucks repeat??” but I find this Milwaukee team to be very boring. Like, where are the anti-vaxxers? Where’s the story about Khris Middleton missing practice because he was out too late with the hoes? Yawn. […]
Steve Novak was an absolute sharpshooter for the New York Knicks. He led the league in 3-point percentage back in 2012. He stood in the corner watching Carmelo Anthony jab step for 20 seconds all while patiently waiting for a pass in the corner that he’d sink at the end of the shot clock. He’s […]
The Milwaukee Bucks have officially won the 2021 NBA Finals after coming back from behind 0-2 to a dominant Phoenix Suns squad. Giannis is the new king of the NBA while the former king is on a press tour for his Looney Tunes movie. But with every big event like this, there are winners and […]
On Tuesday night, the Milwaukee Bucks won their first NBA title since 1971 thanks to a 50 burger from Giannis where he carried the team on his back through their awful shooting performances. The most glaring of the shitty shooting performances came from the extremely cold hands of Jrue Holiday who went 4-for-19 from the […]
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