I try to avoid jumping on a soapbox to shake my head in disappointment when sports people say dumb sports shit but this article is more about my growing frustration towards the NBA media and how little they care about the games they watch and the players they cover. This week, everyone dogpiled on Anthony […]
All my life, I have been waterboarded with Los Angeles Lakers propaganda. I’m constantly told Kobe Bryant is one of the top 5 greatest basketball players ever despite never being the best basketball player in the NBA when he played. As I write this, the Lakers are currently 9th in the West thanks in large […]
I hate to write back-to-back pieces about the Los Angeles Lakers but as I was going through the team’s depth chart to see where D’Angelo Russell fits in, I noticed they don’t need to wait for Bronny to be drafted for a father and son to play together. Malik Beasley and Scottie Pippen Jr will […]
On June 22nd, 2017, the Los Angeles Lakers traded D’Angelo Russell to the Brooklyn Nets because Russell tried to ‘prank’ his teammate Nick Young by recording him bragging about cheating on Iggy Azalea but the video was leaked and the prank instantly ruined people’s lives. 6 years later and D’Angelo Russell will be back in […]
On Tuesday night, the Los Angeles Lakers traveled to Madison Square Garden and beat the New York Knicks 129-123 in overtime. Most sites would take this opportunity to write about LeBron James recording his first triple-double of the season or LeBron James passing Steve Nash for 4th in all-time career assists. But not I. Let’s […]
If the NBA season were to end today, the Los Angeles Lakers would be watching the playoffs at the bar next to you as they are currently 3 games below .500 and are occupying the 12th seed in the Western Conference. On January 5th, teams are allowed to start handing out 10-day contracts and with […]
Indiana Pacers rookie, Bennedict Mathurin, had something exciting to say about LeBron James prior to being drafted this summer. Here’s what he told the Washington Post: “A lot of people say he’s great,” Mathurin said. “I want to see how great he is. I don’t think anybody is better than me. He’s going to have […]
The Los Angeles Lakers are a terrible basketball team and I don’t love dogpiling on Russell Westbrook as if he is the sole contributor to the Lakers struggles. But there was a play by Westbrook in the final minute of Sunday night’s game against the Portland Trailblazers that is both hilarious and unacceptable. here is […]
The NBA is a league where a team can dramatically change the trajectory of their organization with one single trade yet so many teams are afraid to swing for the fences or admit when their previous swings for the fences have failed. You can keep treading water OR..you can blow. it. up. Here are 5 […]
The Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA Title 18 months ago. They are now struggling to make the 10th seed and it is now being reported the team will be firing head coach, Frank Vogel, when this terrible season finally ends. The Lakers—a team with LeBron fucking James on the roster—is ranked 23rd in offensive […]
When an NBA player struggles and turns into the butt of every Twitter joke, there hits an inevitable tipping point when it is no longer funny. That accelerates when the player being clowned has to speak out and discuss how the jokes are affecting his family. Here’s Russell Westbrook passionately explaining how much the nickname […]
The Lakers Big 3 of LeBron James, Anthony Davis and Russell Westbrook have led the team to a below .500 record all season long as they continue to scratch and claw for the 8th seed in the Western Conference. All eyes have been on Russell Westbrook who appears to have no idea how to play […]
The Los Angeles Lakers are 11-11 through their first 22 games this season. A team with LeBron James, Anthony Davis and Russell Westbrook should not be preparing for the end of season play-in tournament hoping to secure the 7th seed and with all attention of how atrocious Russell Westbrook has been, Avery Bradley has slipped […]
There’s something truly magical about an NBA fight. One player fouls another player a little harder than normal. That player then randomly freaks out and shoves the player that fouled him. Everyone else immediately starts holding everyone back and the only people who get hit are the little trainers and water boys who physically cannot […]
It is being reported that the Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers, will be renamed the Crypto.com Arena starting December 25th. It is a 20-year deal worth $700 million and starting Christmas Day, cryptocurrency will get nonstop name placement on ESPN and etc. Most of the reaction has less to do with a […]
All eyes are on the 6-5 Los Angeles Lakers after a loud offseason of acquiring every player born in the 80s and trading for Russell Westbrook—the destroyer of backboards. The star trio of LeBron James, Anthony Davis and Westbrook have the most national attention but the true star of this team is the jab step […]
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