ESPN’s First Take is a show that exists exclusively to generate clicks online and to create narratives that the network can then further discuss for the next 24 hours until the next episode of First Take. Participants on the show are encouraged to argue the most mundane bullshit with zero nuance. The more outlandish you […]
Stephen A. Smith and Jay Williams spent the last few years arguing on First Take about the Brooklyn Nets. Stephen A, Smith has established himself as the guy who tells young black men to pull up their pants and turn down their loud hippity-hop music and Jay Williams has been trying to rebrand into a […]
Fox Sports’s Undisputed is a TV program where NFL Hall of Famer, Shannon Sharpe and a sociopathic troll, Skip Bayless, attempt to debate the world of sports. For years, these two seemed to enjoy their little odd couple arrangement but lately, it appears as though Shannon Sharpe has had enough of Skip’s nonsense. This week, […]
Once every few months, a scaly, veiny, geriatric, reptilian, dork trends online for sitting at his little desk across from NFL legend, Shannon Sharpe and saying some of the laziest, uninspired ‘hot’ takes and occasionally being wildly disrespectful for the sake of winning an argument that literally no one is actually invested in. This week, […]
Today, the Indianapolis Colts fired head coach Frank Reich. With a 3-5-1 record this season, the Colts are now looking at ESPN analyst, Jeff Saturday, to save their franchise. I recommend NFL teams not hire guys who they see on TV that morning. Personally, if I were looking for a coach, I’d probably hire a […]
Every year around the All-Star break when the NFL season is coming to an end and all our eyes are on the NBA, we are reminded of the massive separation in quality between TNT’s basketball coverage and ESPN’s. ESPN NBA Countdown is a terrible pre-game show and an even worse halftime show. Mike Greenberg, Stephen […]
The New York Giants stink. They haven’t had a winning season and a playoff appearance since 2016. 5 years of mediocrity means it’s time to move on from current GM, Dave Gettleman, who is directly responsible for putting together a roster of players who have no idea how to play football which, as you can […]
Prior to this season, ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler went on TV and said the sources told him that this was this season opposing teams finally figure out Lamar Jackson. Here’s a quick clip from the Ravens Monday night victory over the Indianapolis Colts: Lamar Jackson was nothing short of incredible tonight: -37/43 passing, 442 yards, 4 […]
The Washington Football Team is in trouble. But an investigation into their nasty franchise has exposed some interesting emails and people completely unrelated to the initial investigation are catching strays left and right. First Jon Gruden went full MAGA and now Adam Schefter, this is your tape. Adam Schefter is the no. 1 NFL insider. […]
When NBA vaccination discourse dominated the internet last week, Andrew Wiggins was one of the big name players who refused to be vaccinated because of private personal reasons or some bullshit. he was adamantly against getting this free medicine despite playing in San Francisco where he would literally not be allowed in the stadium without […]
This week it’s been reported that Max Kellerman is being yanked off First Take as Stephen A. Smith has been behind the scenes trying to remove Max from day one. I won’t sit here and say that Max was good or bad. If you’re on TV every day expected to have a ‘take’ on everything […]
ESPN is the self-proclaimed ‘leader of sports’ that has found itself in the news every day this week as their employees take turns being racist as hell. This week, it’s Stephen A. Smith’s turn to spread xenophobia. Stephen A. Smith on Shohei Ohtani: “I don’t think it helps that the number one face is a […]
Earlier this week, the Boston Celtics hired Ime Udoka as their new head coach to replace Brad Stevens—who was fired but somehow also earned a promotion to run the team so he hired his replacement(?). I don’t know. Jay Williams, ESPN NBA analyst, had to comment on the hire as it is his job to […]
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