Robert Griffin III Reallyyyyy Wants Us To Know His White Wife Has a Little Ass

Robert Griffin III had all the potential in the world to be a Mike Vick for the next generation. A cool superstar for black kids to look up to and envision themselves dominating a position that had previously only belonged to their white counterparts.

Then he went to the Broncos and after an amazing rookie season, RGIII popped his knee and was never near as dynamic as he was throughout that first year.

Now, he is very much out of the NFL and has spent his downtime becoming the main character of the internet every 6 months or so by being the strangest man on Earth.

This week, he has decided to brag about his wife having a big ass for a white woman. Or at least, I THINK, that’s the point he’s trying to make. I’m not entirely sure why.

First, he posted a clip of him curling a barbell with a creepy look on his face and the caption “How I look at my wife in that sundress”.

But it’s the internet so naturally, he was roasted because we all know what his wife looks like.

Once you posted this photo of you rocking a lesbian haircut hugging your wife with a henna tattoo in front of a snow background then you’ve forever opened the door for your ass to be roasted every single time you post the word ‘wife’.

So here’s his response after getting made fun of for posting weird wife shit:

“cOmE oN bRO yOUr WiFe iS wHiTE” pic.twitter.com/zRZ3LJBfPa

— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) June 23, 2021

I am suuuuuper uncomfortable.

RGIII is arguing with a strawman that does not exist. No one cares about the size of your wife’s ass. No one really cares if she’s black or white.

I’ve actually never heard anyone ever criticize RGIII about his spouse at all. I mean, it’s 2021. You don’t find many conversations about him at all let alone about that.

The only reason it’s funny or a talking point at all is because YOU are the exact type of guy who would marry that type of woman. (see the above photograph).

So it’s not so much an attack on interracial relationships as much as it is an attack on how relentlessly goofy this man is.

No idea what exercise she’s trying to complete in that clip. She’s not squatting so much as she’s just damaging her lower body and ankles. Also, not sure how this shows how big her ass is. She’s bent over in the most unnatural position that would make any woman look as if she has a larger butt.

This whole clip is creepy and agonizing.

I wish that was the end of this story but of course, RGIII signed in this morning to triple-down on this need to talk to us about his wife’s skin and the size of her butt.

Me- I’m attracted to my wife in a sundress.

Them- Your wife is white she ain’t got nothing to look at.

Me-Points out that my white wife is built different than the stereotype

Them-Why are you so obsessed with your wife being white?

Moral of the story-Don’t argue with Twitter

— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) June 24, 2021

You’re sooo close to making a point and somehow you could not be further from one. Robert Griffin III thinks he’s like, expanding everyone’s minds and changing the world by exposing the stereotypes of white women and the size of their ass but he’s just being incredibly creepy and arguing a point that hasn’t been made since like, 1995, and instead, he’s just showing us his wife’s butt.

Please log off. You NEVER have to brag about your wife online. Like, you can think you have the hottest lady on Earth but I promise you, the Internet does not care.