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Robert Griffin III had all the potential in the world to be a Mike Vick for the next generation—a cool superstar for black kids across the country to look up to and envision themselves dominating a position that had previously only belonged to their white counterparts.
But RGIII—The Prince Who Was Promised—got drafted to a Washington football organization run by an incompetent, egotistical loser—and after an amazing rookie season, RGIII popped his knee, losing the athletism and dynamism that made him special.
Now, he is very much out of the NFL, spending his downtime becoming the main character of the internet every 6 months or so by being an oversharing weirdo.
This week, he has decided to brag about his wife having a big ass for a white woman.
Or at least, I think that’s the point he’s trying to make and I’m not entirely sure why.
First, he posted a clip of him curling a barbell with a creepy look on his face and the caption “How I look at my wife in that sundress”.
But it’s the internet so naturally, he was roasted because we all know what his wife looks like.
Once he posted this photo of himself looking like a lesbian figure skater hugging his wife with a temporary henna tattoo on her hand, in the snow—he forever opened the door to be roasted every single time he posts the word ‘wife’.
So here’s his response after getting made fun of for posting weird wife shit:
“cOmE oN bRO yOUr WiFe iS wHiTE” pic.twitter.com/zRZ3LJBfPa
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) June 23, 2021
I am suuuuuper uncomfortable.
RGIII is arguing with a strawman that does not exist.
No one cares about the size of your wife’s ass or the color of her skin. Everything I know about Robert Griffin’s wife has come from him, waterboarding me with information I had no asked for.
I’ve never heard anyone criticize RGIII about his spouse at all.
I mean, it’s 2021. You don’t find many conversations about him at all, let alone about that.
The only reason it’s funny or a talking point is because he is the exact type of guy who would marry that type of woman and feel insecure about it.
So it’s not so much an attack on interracial relationships as much as it is an attack on how relentlessly goofy this man is.
No idea what exercise she’s trying to complete in that clip. She’s not squatting so much as she’s just damaging her lower body and ankles.
This whole clip is creepy and agonizing.
I wish that was the end of this story but of course, RGIII signed in this morning to triple-down on this need to talk to us about his wife’s skin and the size of her butt.
Me- I’m attracted to my wife in a sundress.
Them- Your wife is white she ain’t got nothing to look at.
Me-Points out that my white wife is built different than the stereotype
Them-Why are you so obsessed with your wife being white?
Moral of the story-Don’t argue with Twitter
— Robert Griffin III (@RGIII) June 24, 2021
He’s close to making a point—or at least he believes he is—and somehow he could not be further from one.
Robert Griffin III thinks he’s like, expanding everyone’s minds and changing the world by exposing the stereotypes of white women and the size of their behinds but he’s just being incredibly creepy and arguing a point that hasn’t been made since like, 1995—and instead, he’s just showing us his wife’s body—again, against our will.
Please log off.
You NEVER have to brag about your wife online.
Like, you can think you have the hottest lady on Earth but I promise you, the Internet does not care.
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