Look, the holidays can be bruuutal; forcing many of us into rooms with people we simply do not get along with.
Financial troubles create anxieties and inadequacies, self-hate, the whole thing.
No matter how upset you get over the holidays, here at Deadseriousness, I just want to make something known. And it’s a small thing, but it feels worth repeating: You should not murder your parents.
Slain Hollywood icon Rob Reiner and his wife were found with their throats slit — with their daughter telling cops that a “dangerous” relative should be a suspect, according to a report Monday.
The legendary director and his wife of 36 years, Michele Singer Reiner, were found Sunday afternoon by their daughter, Romy — who immediately told cops the killer was another family member, TMZ reported. (Source)
Nick Reiner has been taken into custody following the deaths of his parents, Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner.
According to Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department records, Nick was taken into custody and is being held on $4 million bail. Sheriff’s Department records online note he is charged with a felony but don’t specify further. (Source)
Award-winning director Rob Reiner and his wife were slain by their adult son, Nick Reiner.
Strange reports of “two dead bodies found in Rob Reiner’s house” trickled out before the arrest was made of Nick Reiner; who, according to TMZ, was out here slitting throats in heated arguments with his parents.
Whomst amongst us hasn’t had it out with a parent once? Actually, if you and your parents have gotten along every single day of your life, y’all are weird for that.
But yea, you can’t go knives out on the people who created you.
Did Nick Reiner even watch Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein? Like? You’re uncultured AND a murderer? Sideshow Bob would be sick.
If you feel like you might remove your parents’ heads from their necks, it’s okay to, ya know, do your own thing this year. Get some friends together and rent a place; or see a movie or grab Chinese food or hit a weed pen and chill, never putting a knife in your hand.
Whatever you do, do not kill your parents.
What does Donald Trump have to say at a time like this?
Our sensitive, thoughtful leader, Donald Trump, weighed in on this Christmas tragedy.
Here’s a little excerpt from his way-too-long post on Truth Social; a website where racist restaurant owners can complain about which minorities they hate serving without losing their business because they’re only interacting with bots.
“Rob Reiner, a tortured and struggling, but once very talented movie director and comedy star, has passed away, together with his wife, Michele, reportedly due to the anger he caused others through his massive, unyielding, and incurable affliction with a mind crippling disease known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, sometimes referred to as TDS,”
Any other president? Generic thoughts and prayers, we move on.
But Donald Trump cannot pass up an opportunity to be an asshole.
It sucks Rob Reiner is dead. Even worse to find out it was a homicide.
A Few Good Men was one of my all-time favorite 3am movies.
I was the last one to find out Spinal Tap is not a real band.
Rob Reiner playing Leonardo DiCaprio’s father in The Wolf of Wall Street was 2 scoreless innings out of the pen to set up the set-up man.
None of Rob Reiner’s family business is my own.
Nothing Donald Trump says matters; no need to ruin your Monday getting upset about the guy you knew was a reptile, behaving like a reptile.
But most importantly, do not murder your parents over the holidays.
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