Personally, I Wouldn't Trade For The Sexual Predator

Deshaun Watson has yet to dress for an NFL game this season. The Texans starting quarterback, Tyrod Taylor, went out with a hamstring injury and the team didn’t even consider activating Watson and instead elected to run out rookie Davis Mills.

Watson led 2020 in passing yards. He also led the league in sliding into local masseuses and begging them to jerk him off. The golden boy who could do no wrong and had a universal approval rating was actually a creepy pervert who pressured women into sex acts that they did not sign up for.

But this is the NFL. Winning goes above morality and the justice system so teams like Miami and Carolina are still actively pursuing Deshaun Watson before the November 2nd trade deadline.

Watson will be making $35 million next year and even though they’re playing without him, the Texans will be demanding multiple first round picks in order to take the sexual predator off their hands.

The Panthers just gave away a 2nd round, a 4th round and a 6th round pick to acquire Sam Darnold from the Jets. Darnold currently ranks 20th in yards per game, 28th in completion percentage and 29th in passer rating while throwing the 2nd most interceptions as the Panthers have lost 4 straight games.

It would be insane to give away even more draft picks for a player that the FBI is currently investigating. Watson could very well end up on the commissioner’s exempt list the moment he arrives in Carolina.

The Dolphins selected Tua Tagovailoa with the 5th overall pick in 2020 knowing that every time he gets tackled, his bones evaporate and after starting the season 1-6 this year, are looking to swap him out for a man battling 22 active lawsuits and who is going to terrorize the local spa community.

Denver has also been in some rumors but they were also in rumors about Aaron Rodgers so they just seem to throw their name in every big QB discussion without ever actually picking up the phone and asking.

But if these teams are desperate to win games in order to maintain their current NFL jobs then trading for Deshaun Watson is not going to save them.

If they don’t like how much the media is questioning them as they lose games then they are going to hate the microscope they’ll find themselves under if they bring in a guy who’s going to run into the biggest local mall wearing nothing but a trench coat flashing every woman he sees.

Also worth pointing out that the 26-year sex pest only won 4 games last season. Is it worth bringing in a man who sticks his dick in the bottom of the popcorn box when he goes on movie dates just so you can win 4 games?